How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Hitshade - 06-28-2011
So Im thinking about quitting my job. I require brilliant ideas on how to continue to live, with a roof over my head, clothes on my back, oh and internet... I need internet, while doing the least amount of work humanly possible. Ive already been a drug dealer, so I need original ideas people; keep it legal.
GO!
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Lorake - 06-28-2011
Porn
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Hitshade - 06-28-2011
Been there, done that. Not lucrative enough. Also, Im fat and I have a tiny penis and a terrible skin condition and dandruff and ingrown toenails and herpes and aids and cant tan after years of warcraft.
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - mininolan - 06-28-2011
Kitten Calenders
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Hitshade - 06-28-2011
I have two ugly fat cats which I cant impregnate. I tried, with my tiny penis, but our DNA isn't compatible.
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Hitshade - 06-28-2011
Subsequently, that also pretty much rules out being an inter-species erotica artist.
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Crazy Diana - 06-28-2011
taking surveys i get 3$ like twice a month in checks from these guys
http://www.pineconeresearch.com/
oops lol invite only sorry bro
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Firecrest - 06-28-2011
You can go the Lawler route and sell bodily fluids.
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - spence - 06-28-2011
Write a blog. Advertise it on various forums. Once this works, you will gain enough notoriety to self-produce a weekly "show" (audio only of course, find some up and coming artist to animate some shit for a chance to work with god's greatest gift to mankind, you) from the comforts of your very room. Eventually you will go viral and reap the benefits of e-stardom.
Re: How to be a lazy motherfucker...? - Firecrest - 06-28-2011
Does e-stardom come with e-poon?
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