Canada - Faldelore - 12-12-2008
This fucking country is really, really, really fucking cold. How the fuck do you people breath, let alone stay warm?
Anyway, that's where I am. I have not died, sorry Ben. I will be back in a couple of weeks.
Also, this country is kinda cold.
Re: Canada - doodah - 12-13-2008
the fuck are you in canada for?
Re: Canada - Rosco - 12-13-2008
Why the fuck would you come during the winter?
Re: Canada - sophronius - 12-13-2008
lol grats for coming here in winter lol plus theres like a nasty snow storm outside atm
i can here the wind gusts over lawler Oo
Re: Canada - Karmasuturë - 12-15-2008
:lol: Ok to answer the question How the F do we stay warm... well those of us who have a signifcant other like to cuddle and have secks under warm blankets, others like Soph use blow up doll or sock puppet as significant other subsistiute. :roll:
Our Igloos are constructed in such a way that a tiny fire can provide a lot of heat the ice that often forms on the inside due to the heat is a perfect barrier aginst high winds blowing in from the Arctic or Lawler's ass which ever happens to be more powerful that day...
Hope this helps answer your question somewhat. Oh and never take your vehicle outside use a dogsled team as they can be eaten should you get stuck for weeks with out anyway to escape or survive until rescue finds you.
Re: Canada - Faldelore - 12-15-2008
The skiing in Australia sucks. Also, we've never had a white christmas.
you guys have double big macs. that shit is awesome.
wendys. awesome.
a&w's. awesome.
no wonders you fuckers are all so fat...
Re: Canada - sophronius - 12-15-2008
pft americans have mroe fat poeple then us
Re: Canada - amped - 12-15-2008
sophronius Wrote:pft americans have mroe fat poeple then us
thats cuz i sit inside play video games then walk outside get in my truck and go get food then return to play more games, not once do i have to shovel 15 tons of snow or ration my food to survive the winter. although i'm not fat
Re: Canada - Karmasuturë - 12-16-2008
amped Wrote:sophronius Wrote:pft americans have mroe fat poeple then us
thats cuz i sit inside play video games then walk outside get in my truck and go get food then return to play more games, not once do i have to shovel 15 tons of snow or ration my food to survive the winter. although i'm not fat
No fat? Jerky chicken technique burns fat gud.
Re: Canada - Faldelore - 12-24-2008
so i went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
seriously though, those are some of the pansiest fights i have ever seen in a sporting arena. they just kind of hug each other til they fall over. and then the refs jump on them. or else they punch each other in the helmet until they fall over and the refs jump on them. seriously, how fucking stupid is that.
"i'm going to rip off this big glove so i can BEAT MY FIST AGAINST YOUR HELMET! FUCK YEAH!"
hockey without helmets would be a game worth watching.
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