RESTO MOTHAFUCKIN DRUID [Dist - Sargeras]

[jackslammer]

20, vagina, 56 days 10 hours (most of which has probably been afk'ing in SW)

Qualified. PST any guild member and they can find an officer to invite and lets see how long you stay around.

I'm not going to kiss your ass and say it's because you guys seem awesome and I'd like to be a special/coddled/appreciated team member, because I've never seen you in action.
I'm interested because -
A. My nig nog Reprisel sings your praises and won't get off my dick about you guys(lolzjk).
B. You're a 25m guild, which I prefer over 10m. By far.
C. You don't get 5/7 prenerf by jamming your pinky up your rectum and crying about it being too hard.
(the heroics, not your pinky)

It is our heads that are up our rectums not our pinkies.

Are any more nig nogs wanting to join as well?

ABOUT ME -

I'm friendly, I like to have fun, and I'm intelligent.
I can also be very serious, and if you try and insult me/my guild/my friends with an uninformed opinion, I can (and probably will) talk circles around you. This beauty has brains, boys, and she knows how to use it. She also has hands for making sandwiches.

I play well with others, I love women, and I pvp/lvl in my off-time. Mostly pvp.

You sound like a pain (more than a pinky) in the ass, but hopefully worth it.