i didn't know meeks was canadian

[Firecrest]

why is korea floating in the ocean instead of attached to the commies or they-make-our-stuff?

I think you expected way too much geography knowledge from americans. I'm surprised there is not a red island saying "more communists" where cuba is supposed to be

I think this map is from the 90's. At that point, we had assumed that A) Castro would be dead by now and we'd take back all our cool old cars (and some cigars) and call it good or B) we'd have to nuke the whole place.

Unfortunately, he's a healthy fucker (and has a brother - who knew?) and, apparently, Plan B is frowned upon nowadays. So we've resigned ourselves to what little amusement we can get out of piling their refugees up in Florida until a hurricane comes along and takes out the trash.