09-26-2009, 04:31 AM
I'm explaining all the things you can get at Wendy's that should cost about 8 dollars, for 99c, or so.
Chicken sandwich's cost way more than the grilled shit sandwich also. If you order a single, and ask for a grilled chicken patty on it they'll charge you 99c extra for the grilled patty. It'll cost you 4.99. If you get a Grilled chicken sandwich, and ask for a meat patty on it, they'll charge you 99c extra. It'll cost you 6.99 and you wont get a single vegetable (unless you load them up for free.) It's the same sandwich in every shape and form, just costs more. The basic idea is, Wendy's built their menu around fat mother fuckers who want a quadruple stack, instead of a triple stack. So we added the option of adding a patty of any type to a sandwich for 99c. How do you take advantage of this? Well, if you want a grilled chicken patty, you can pay over 9000 bucks. Or you can get a 99c sandwich, like the crispy chicken, load that shit up on vegetables for free, and get a 99c grilled chicken breast on it. Voila! You get a 1.99 Grilled Chicken sandwich, with an extra bit of crispy chicken on it. And the crispy chicken is just a grilled chicken breast that was fried in it's own breading, instead of grilled. It costs 1/5 as much.
Want a salad mother fucker? Manly shit.
They big salads are around 6 dollars, but really are worth that much.. I can't stress enough that Wendy's actually makes these salads amazing. They have the highest grade lettuce out of any fast food (and most well established Mexican restaurants) and a few other really nice places. All the vegetables we use are awesome. High grade shit, and you really get a lot for your money. So lets get more. The Ceaser chicken salad will cost you 6 bucks or so, no side, no drink. Alternately, the side salads cost 99c. There is a ceasar and a regular side salad option. Like I said before, you can get a 99c grilled chicken patty, (or any type of patty) on the side. So what do you do? If you're really hungry, get 2 side salads, (though one is still pretty good) and get a patty on the side. It's the same amount of everything if you get two, or you can get one, and save a little. For the same amount though, it'll cost you 1.99 for the salad, 2.99 total for it with the chicken, if you want it. Or you can go ahead and order the regular size, get the same exact thing, and pay 5.70, + tax. Your call. Oh, and if you want 3 bags of croutons, 2 bags of crispy noodles, and a few bags of roasted almost on the side, fine.. It's free. Extra dressing as well.
Because nobody here saw the earlier thread, Hamburger again.
It costs 3.99 for a single, 30c extra for cheese. That's 4 oz of meat, (yes we have these measurements) with a bunch of vegetables.
Or, you can get a double stack, 4 oz of meet, with cheese included, and no vegetables. But what we wont tell you is we don't charge for vegetables, so you can load them up if you want. Even put anything else you want on it. I had one with cookie dough today....... I had to try it...... Oh, and then complain. Policy is you keep our fuck up, and we give you another one. 99c for potentially more than what we charge you 3.39 for.
Oh, and want a drink. Unless you're in the drive through, get a kids drink for like... 60 cents, and get a bunch of refills. Our drink prices are really good really low, but when you get up to 16-20 ounce. They get exponentially bad. It'll cost you about 1.50 for a small drink, 20 oz. Or you can get an 8 ounce for half the price and refill it till you leave. Or you can come back. I give refills to the awesome people who keep cups.
Stay tuned for more.
Ah yes the Baconator. It's a marvel of our genius. It's a double with 2 servings of bacon for the price of the triple. On menu prices, it's exactly the price of getting a double with 2 servings of bacon. But you don't get any vegetables.. You essentially get less for what you pay for. But if you follow the hamburger rule, you can get a baconator for half the price. Though with bacon, the rule of thumb would be, order what you want. Give them the money. Wait for them to hit "cash" on the register, and say, oh and can I get (bacon/jalepeno) on the side? They'll have already charged you the meal, and wont charge you 30c extra, or 50c extra for the additional items. Yeah, we charge 50c for 2 strips of bacon. The strips of bacon are not even as big as this sentence. They're regular strips of bacon cut into 1/3's.
No, I worked grill today. Policy is, if they meat is any darker than well done, we throw it away. We never stop putting the never frozen below 0 degree meat, never above 40 degree, on the grill. It is always fresh, no exceptions. No meat is ever pre cooked, and thrown on anything. (though after midnight yeah it gets gamey, you got me.) Our meat is actually fresh. Wendy's is one of the only chains that serves all their food fresh. We don't serve fries that have been outside the fryer for 5 minutes. It's against policy. If a burger took too long to go from grill to customer, we will throw it out.
Wendy's is the best form of fast food you can possibly get.
Except for the chili which is 5 day old meat we deemed not fit to serve that 5 days ago.
DONT EVER GET THE FUCKING CHILI.
Oh, and don't ask about the clam chowder.
^ Bonus points if you get the reference.
The wings are chicken nuggets. You get 6 or over 9000 of them for 4 dollars, and we'll give you a single squirting of sauce. The cashier, 90% of the time, doesn't know every button, too. So what you do is. 1.29 chicken nuggets, you'll get 5 of them. get 2 of them if you're hungry, and it'll cost you 2.50. Ask for the wing sauce on the side. There's a way we can charge you 30c extra, but nobody knows it because nobody ever asks for it on the side. Never get the barbeque wings too. They suck dick. The asian sauce is fucking awesome, the buffalo is good. If you put the two together, they are unbelievably good. Anyways, this will come out to 2.50, 2.80 if you're unlucky. Oh, and the wings are fried longer, and half of them come out really really really crispy, but we serve them anyway. So they aren't nearly as good as getting 2.50 worth of nuggets, and asking for the sauce on the side, you get nearly twice as much for almost half the price.
Next up is the famous frosty. We fuck up frostys. A lot... Policy is we don't get to eat them ourselves, and some actually know that you can toss the frosty back in the machine. But a lot of people just put them off to the side for a bit.
There is a VERY slim chance of this working, but if it does, free frosty. Ask for one we fucked up. It's easy to do, and if you're ugly it might not work. But it does for attractive people. I'm sorry to say that, but it really is how it goes. You have to take advantage of the cashier being hormonal. Not a gay thing, but it works guy/guy too. It's a bonding thing. If you recognize this guy is a bro or a gangsta, ask them in a way a bro or gangsta would want to hear.
If you want better odds and have a friend, spend the little extra, and have him order a vanilla frosty, have him say "oh man that shit looks runny." because our vanilla frosty comes out really creamy. (still good though.) And then say, "can I just get a chocolate one instead, I'm really sorry man. Then you go up to them, and ask them if you could just get the frosty your idiot friend ordered. Bond enough with the cashier, and you'll get it.
There's not many ways to take advantage of the frosty, but this is the closest you'll get.
The twisted frostys will fuck you over too. Want one for 99c? OK!
We charge 2 bucks and some change for a twisted frosty. It about 99c to 1.29 worth of frosty, with 30c of toppings on it. It's your call on how much you want, since there's no refills on frosty's, so it's all subjective to how much you want. But the prices get higher the more you want, it's a wierd ounce to penny ratio that gets higher and higher. So what you do is. Order a small or medium frosty, and ask for some of the M&M's or oreos in it. The cashier usually wont know how to charge for extra toppings, but they'll cost 30c. Essentially it's a twisted frosty for 1.29 if you get lucky enough. Instead of 2.40 or so.
YOU ARE WELCOME ZOIA
Chicken sandwich's cost way more than the grilled shit sandwich also. If you order a single, and ask for a grilled chicken patty on it they'll charge you 99c extra for the grilled patty. It'll cost you 4.99. If you get a Grilled chicken sandwich, and ask for a meat patty on it, they'll charge you 99c extra. It'll cost you 6.99 and you wont get a single vegetable (unless you load them up for free.) It's the same sandwich in every shape and form, just costs more. The basic idea is, Wendy's built their menu around fat mother fuckers who want a quadruple stack, instead of a triple stack. So we added the option of adding a patty of any type to a sandwich for 99c. How do you take advantage of this? Well, if you want a grilled chicken patty, you can pay over 9000 bucks. Or you can get a 99c sandwich, like the crispy chicken, load that shit up on vegetables for free, and get a 99c grilled chicken breast on it. Voila! You get a 1.99 Grilled Chicken sandwich, with an extra bit of crispy chicken on it. And the crispy chicken is just a grilled chicken breast that was fried in it's own breading, instead of grilled. It costs 1/5 as much.
Want a salad mother fucker? Manly shit.
They big salads are around 6 dollars, but really are worth that much.. I can't stress enough that Wendy's actually makes these salads amazing. They have the highest grade lettuce out of any fast food (and most well established Mexican restaurants) and a few other really nice places. All the vegetables we use are awesome. High grade shit, and you really get a lot for your money. So lets get more. The Ceaser chicken salad will cost you 6 bucks or so, no side, no drink. Alternately, the side salads cost 99c. There is a ceasar and a regular side salad option. Like I said before, you can get a 99c grilled chicken patty, (or any type of patty) on the side. So what do you do? If you're really hungry, get 2 side salads, (though one is still pretty good) and get a patty on the side. It's the same amount of everything if you get two, or you can get one, and save a little. For the same amount though, it'll cost you 1.99 for the salad, 2.99 total for it with the chicken, if you want it. Or you can go ahead and order the regular size, get the same exact thing, and pay 5.70, + tax. Your call. Oh, and if you want 3 bags of croutons, 2 bags of crispy noodles, and a few bags of roasted almost on the side, fine.. It's free. Extra dressing as well.
Because nobody here saw the earlier thread, Hamburger again.
It costs 3.99 for a single, 30c extra for cheese. That's 4 oz of meat, (yes we have these measurements) with a bunch of vegetables.
Or, you can get a double stack, 4 oz of meet, with cheese included, and no vegetables. But what we wont tell you is we don't charge for vegetables, so you can load them up if you want. Even put anything else you want on it. I had one with cookie dough today....... I had to try it...... Oh, and then complain. Policy is you keep our fuck up, and we give you another one. 99c for potentially more than what we charge you 3.39 for.
Oh, and want a drink. Unless you're in the drive through, get a kids drink for like... 60 cents, and get a bunch of refills. Our drink prices are really good really low, but when you get up to 16-20 ounce. They get exponentially bad. It'll cost you about 1.50 for a small drink, 20 oz. Or you can get an 8 ounce for half the price and refill it till you leave. Or you can come back. I give refills to the awesome people who keep cups.
Stay tuned for more.
Ah yes the Baconator. It's a marvel of our genius. It's a double with 2 servings of bacon for the price of the triple. On menu prices, it's exactly the price of getting a double with 2 servings of bacon. But you don't get any vegetables.. You essentially get less for what you pay for. But if you follow the hamburger rule, you can get a baconator for half the price. Though with bacon, the rule of thumb would be, order what you want. Give them the money. Wait for them to hit "cash" on the register, and say, oh and can I get (bacon/jalepeno) on the side? They'll have already charged you the meal, and wont charge you 30c extra, or 50c extra for the additional items. Yeah, we charge 50c for 2 strips of bacon. The strips of bacon are not even as big as this sentence. They're regular strips of bacon cut into 1/3's.
No, I worked grill today. Policy is, if they meat is any darker than well done, we throw it away. We never stop putting the never frozen below 0 degree meat, never above 40 degree, on the grill. It is always fresh, no exceptions. No meat is ever pre cooked, and thrown on anything. (though after midnight yeah it gets gamey, you got me.) Our meat is actually fresh. Wendy's is one of the only chains that serves all their food fresh. We don't serve fries that have been outside the fryer for 5 minutes. It's against policy. If a burger took too long to go from grill to customer, we will throw it out.
Wendy's is the best form of fast food you can possibly get.
Except for the chili which is 5 day old meat we deemed not fit to serve that 5 days ago.
DONT EVER GET THE FUCKING CHILI.
Oh, and don't ask about the clam chowder.
^ Bonus points if you get the reference.
The wings are chicken nuggets. You get 6 or over 9000 of them for 4 dollars, and we'll give you a single squirting of sauce. The cashier, 90% of the time, doesn't know every button, too. So what you do is. 1.29 chicken nuggets, you'll get 5 of them. get 2 of them if you're hungry, and it'll cost you 2.50. Ask for the wing sauce on the side. There's a way we can charge you 30c extra, but nobody knows it because nobody ever asks for it on the side. Never get the barbeque wings too. They suck dick. The asian sauce is fucking awesome, the buffalo is good. If you put the two together, they are unbelievably good. Anyways, this will come out to 2.50, 2.80 if you're unlucky. Oh, and the wings are fried longer, and half of them come out really really really crispy, but we serve them anyway. So they aren't nearly as good as getting 2.50 worth of nuggets, and asking for the sauce on the side, you get nearly twice as much for almost half the price.
Next up is the famous frosty. We fuck up frostys. A lot... Policy is we don't get to eat them ourselves, and some actually know that you can toss the frosty back in the machine. But a lot of people just put them off to the side for a bit.
There is a VERY slim chance of this working, but if it does, free frosty. Ask for one we fucked up. It's easy to do, and if you're ugly it might not work. But it does for attractive people. I'm sorry to say that, but it really is how it goes. You have to take advantage of the cashier being hormonal. Not a gay thing, but it works guy/guy too. It's a bonding thing. If you recognize this guy is a bro or a gangsta, ask them in a way a bro or gangsta would want to hear.
If you want better odds and have a friend, spend the little extra, and have him order a vanilla frosty, have him say "oh man that shit looks runny." because our vanilla frosty comes out really creamy. (still good though.) And then say, "can I just get a chocolate one instead, I'm really sorry man. Then you go up to them, and ask them if you could just get the frosty your idiot friend ordered. Bond enough with the cashier, and you'll get it.
There's not many ways to take advantage of the frosty, but this is the closest you'll get.
The twisted frostys will fuck you over too. Want one for 99c? OK!
We charge 2 bucks and some change for a twisted frosty. It about 99c to 1.29 worth of frosty, with 30c of toppings on it. It's your call on how much you want, since there's no refills on frosty's, so it's all subjective to how much you want. But the prices get higher the more you want, it's a wierd ounce to penny ratio that gets higher and higher. So what you do is. Order a small or medium frosty, and ask for some of the M&M's or oreos in it. The cashier usually wont know how to charge for extra toppings, but they'll cost 30c. Essentially it's a twisted frosty for 1.29 if you get lucky enough. Instead of 2.40 or so.
YOU ARE WELCOME ZOIA
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