02-02-2010, 11:41 AM
Be my valentine archlight
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02-02-2010, 12:37 PM
My dearest Spreelight,
A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I am about to say to you! And only the sweet nectar from your lips may vanquish this fiery inferno. How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself. What human being would not appreciate your amazing multi-coloured eyes which have always fascinated me! I love how they are such weird and wonderful colours and think you look really cool. Marilyn Manson also has cool eyes but his are fake lenses and not natural like yours (plus you are better looking then him). Oh darling I really want to let you know that I adore your sexy bald head! I think its really cute and sometimes I feel like breathing on your chrome-dome and shining it with my sleeve. I've even felt like drawing a face on it on a few occasions and once I got very close to drawing a picture of a squirrel on it with a black marker. God, you make me so proud, you lovely little Kojak head! Sitting at home on the couch and cuddling with you, has always been something I've loved. Especially when we get into an argument about something pointless like the colour of cheese, or the price of fish, and end up having a huge pillow fight over it, (even though I always win, and you end up crying because I beat you at a childish game!) Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....OK, perhaps I got a little too excited cos I also love my guitar which brings me a lot of joy and happiness when you are not around. I can even finger my guitar in public without being arrested, but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn't it weird how the word 'unique' and 'eunuch' sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but 'Chimpanzee' doesn't) I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your chest. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful chest all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me! Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in Leapord Skin underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in Leapord Skin underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there). With every beat from my burning, heart which screams your name with every carnal thought of you, I wish you the most happiest Valentines Day ever! Eternally loving you, with flames of desire, Eeii xxxxxxxxx
02-03-2010, 01:00 PM
i cant tell the perspective from crazyd's love letter. Boy to girl, girl to boy, girl to butch girl, fag to fag? NO FUCKIN CLUE.
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