Quitraginbro - Balance Druid (Transfer/Faction Change)

[Quitraginbro]

1. Your age, gender, and time played: 22, Male, 182 days, 17 hours.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): I have plenty of 80 alts on Blackrock but they wont be much help here. My druid however is offspec Feral kitty w/ a 5500gs. I do nicely with him in both specs.

3. Armory links (mandatory):

[recruit loc="us,Misha"]Quitraginbro[/recruit]

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...itraginbro

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

http://worldoflogs.com/reports/ei7st7qfr...?enc=kills

http://worldoflogs.com/reports/546qlwv9h...?enc=kills

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?: I read up on strats regularly knowledge of the incoming bosses wont be an issue. The hardest boss encounter I have ever defeated would be Anub heroic. He is a serious niger w/ 2 g's when it comes to downing his ass.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Blackrock - Odyssey - They were not progression oriented, inviting all these herbalists and miners and shit to guild. How the fuck a herbalist helps a shadow priest I have no god damn clue.

Misha - Apocalypse - Well...To put it nicely, there are some emo kid in the guild. I called somebody a nigger in guild chat, then said it again like 2 seconds later in general chat in ICC. Like 4 people emo rage quit or emo raged at me for me saying it, and then not apologizing for it. Anyways...


7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): I can make all raids pretty regularly, occasionally a nursing clinical will pop up and that will of course take priority over WoW.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are: Balance Druids aren't exactly known for topping meters, I am good at my class, I am good at situational awareness, and I am amazing at trolling/flaming/spamming/ etc in trade chat. I do the best I can with the gear I have, and the class and spec I play. I dont expect to be topping your meters though.


9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?


Mods that arent showing DBM/Omen/Squawk and Awe/and Power Auras.

NO I don't click, the only mouse button I use for raiding is MB4 for wrath. I can still mouse turn etc.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? Rumor has it you are a trade chat guild, you guys are known for flaming/trolling people, apps etc. Thats awesome If I am going to pay 15$ a month to play Id like to progress and be in a guild that does the same shit I do. That youtube video you had up a bit ago about the horse was also beyond bad ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM
Is good also.

[Thorran]

First app in like 6 months that's killed heroic anub, impressive. Came into topic expecting 2/5 heroic totc and 4/12 icc.

[Quitraginbro]

First app in like 6 months that's killed heroic anub, impressive. Came into topic expecting 2/5 heroic totc and 4/12 icc.

[Hitshade]

You are definitely trying too hard with that app.

I would also point out that saying nigger in general chat will get you barked at just as hard in WLPH. Not because we find it offensive but because when you get your stupid ass banned, you will fuck up our raid comp.

I don't have any real complaints other than the lack of enchants and gems on some items. Mind you... that's a pretty fucking big complaint. Lets assume you're broke, or the armory hasn't updated, or there's some kind of bug, or its so hard to enchant and gem for multiple specs, or some other excuse one could pass off as reasonable.

Dps is generally where it should be. Which is more than I can say of most moonkin that have applied to WLPH in the last couple years. On that strength alone Id be willing to give you an invite.



However the long and short of what anyone else will say is this:

Unless Moonkin suddenly get buffed at best you will end up on a rotation with me.
At worst you will end up warming my seat or attending our PUG raids.

[Hitshade]

First app in like 6 months that's killed heroic anub, impressive. Came into topic expecting 2/5 heroic totc and 4/12 icc.

Having killed it is impressive... calling it the most difficult encounter he has seen is laughable. That fight is hard for healers, anyone in charge of misdirecting and possibly tanks. As a moonkin he would not have been doing any of the above. Making it, for him at least, one of the easiest fights in the game. But its a subjective question, so I dont really give a shit.

[Quitraginbro]

You are definitely trying too hard with that app.

I would also point out that saying monday in general chat will get you barked at just as hard in WLPH. Not because we find it offensive but because when you get your stupid ass banned, you will fuck up our raid comp.

I don't have any real complaints other than the lack of enchants and gems on some items. Mind you... that's a pretty fucking big complaint. Lets assume you're broke, or the armory hasn't updated, or there's some kind of bug, or its so hard to enchant and gem for multiple specs, or some other excuse one could pass off as reasonable.

Dps is generally where it should be. Which is more than I can say of most moonkin that have applied to WLPH in the last couple years. On that strength alone Id be willing to give you an invite.



However the long and short of what anyone else will say is this:

Unless Moonkin suddenly get buffed at best you will end up on a rotation with me.
At worst you will end up warming my seat or attending our PUG raids.

I think it is probably a bug. Other than my feral belts gem...all my gemming for both Feral and Balance is epic gems, All of my items are enchanted fully as well. I am lacking neither as far as I can see in game, nor am I broke...SO if there is something I am lacking that I dont see, There is no excuse for it..it would be my fault for not paying attention.

I guess it could come off as trying to hard. Ive just joined guilds and started my trolling shit and got insta gkicked. Might as well let it out on an app then spend 55$ to get there and do it and get gkicked.

Yelled at or not about saying Ni gger...It wont stop me from doing it, it hasnt here on Misha. I have said far worse shit and only gotten 3 hour bans. Not to say a 12 hour/ 1 day/2day/ or 3 day isnt waiting for me, it certainly wont stop me from being offensive.

The last thing I said in trade chat was on the weekend it was "Get fucked like a jew waiting in line for the furances in Auschwitz"..I am positive I was reported, Maybe a GM hasnt gotten to it yet, maybe its not such a big deal since BG9 was pretty much unplayable for the past 2 weeks, who knows?

About Anub, It was the most difficult for me because well...I downed Firefighter pretty late in the game. Going in and 1 shotting Firefighter in October isnt screaming Hard. Doing repeated wipes and tries on Anub then having my old guild give up completely on it, then coming to a new guild, relearing the fight when everybody else has it down like the back of their hand. Yes, for me this was the hardest fight I have done thus far. I agree though, to have downed it in January is laughable, but it is down now and I am happy about that.

[Archlight]

i like this kid, he makes fun of blacks

[Hitshade]

I think it is probably a bug. Other than my feral belts gem...all my gemming for both Feral and Balance is epic gems, All of my items are enchanted fully as well. I am lacking neither as far as I can see in game, nor am I broke...SO if there is something I am lacking that I dont see, There is no excuse for it..it would be my fault for not paying attention.

I guess it could come off as trying to hard. Ive just joined guilds and started my trolling shit and got insta gkicked. Might as well let it out on an app then spend 55$ to get there and do it and get gkicked.

Yelled at or not about saying Ni gger...It wont stop me from doing it, it hasnt here on Misha. I have said far worse shit and only gotten 3 hour bans. Not to say a 12 hour/ 1 day/2day/ or 3 day isnt waiting for me, it certainly wont stop me from being offensive.

The last thing I said in trade chat was on the weekend it was "Get fucked like a jew waiting in line for the furances in Auschwitz"..I am positive I was reported, Maybe a GM hasnt gotten to it yet, maybe its not such a big deal since BG9 was pretty much unplayable for the past 2 weeks, who knows?

About Anub, It was the most difficult for me because well...I downed Firefighter pretty late in the game. Going in and 1 shotting Firefighter in October isnt screaming Hard. Doing repeated wipes and tries on Anub then having my old guild give up completely on it, then coming to a new guild, relearing the fight when everybody else has it down like the back of their hand. Yes, for me this was the hardest fight I have done thus far. I agree though, to have downed it in January is laughable, but it is down now and I am happy about that.

Clearly you missed the sarcasm as you bothered replying to the comments about gems and enchants. I will note that one of two things happened. Either there was a bug in the armory, or you swapped out some gear between your last post and this one. At the time of my reply you were wearing two pieces of gear lacking gems, one of which was an unenchanted and ungemmed Nibelung. So you forgot to equip the right gear, or there really was a bug... but you for some reason felt compelled to address it in your defense after I said I would be willing to give you a trial.

Bottom line is, I dont give a shit.

If you're not going to control your general chat, then you can apply elsewhere. I dont give a flying fuck what your previous experiences have been or how short a time you received a ban for. You can either abide by what we ask of you, or move along. Your call.

What part of Anub did you find hard? All the standing in one place, or all the running to an ice patch? Was it carpel tunnel?
tip: Dont bother answering those questions. I already made it clear the question is subjective and I really dont give a shit what your answer is.




Now seriously... you addressed all the comments I made with exception of the most important. Figure out which one it was and win a prize.

[Quitraginbro]

I would also point out that saying monday in general chat will get you barked at just as hard in WLPH. Not because we find it offensive but because when you get your stupid ass banned, you will fuck up our raid comp.

If you're not going to control your general chat, then you can apply elsewhere. I dont give a flying fuck what your previous experiences have been or how short a time you received a ban for. You can either abide by what we ask of you, or move along. Your call.

Then say "Dont" say it in trade chat maybe? So I have an idea of what to abide by...

As to the being benched or ratated. Its fine, I have 2 80s I raid on regularly on Blackrock to rotate my time if im being benched. I can sit on vent and if im needed log over quickly.

[Hitshade]

Then say "Dont" say it in trade chat maybe? So I have an idea of what to abide by...

It was pretty clear that saying those things in general wouldn't be a good idea... So "dont" should have been implied quite plainly to anyone without a fucking impairment. But then I forgot I was talking to a WoW player. My apologies.