Please Help

[Crazy Diana]

I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as asurprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it’s real and you will realise this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.

My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).

In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European financial institution which will be disclosed to you upon your acceptance of my proposal.

Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.

After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.

I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and arduous journey back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my fortune to a church or charitable organisation that will utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart to you later. In return for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.

You should contact my attorney in Johannesburg immediately with your address andtelephone number and he will give you his full contact information and guidance so that we can make arrangements as soon as possible.

Contact Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye
Barristers & Solicitors,
Johannesburg, South Africa
Email:rev.georgeharris2@live.com

Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars
Nano nano

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Lucky!!! YOU'RE RICH!

[Keylogger]

I have a ruptured uterus too. Finally someone I can relate to

[mascaron]

I never knew a woman named Greg. Major Boner there seems to be a pretty cool lady.

Wait, I didn't know they had internet on Mars.. this is first contact omfg.

[Crazy Diana]

skip the first five and a half minutes

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

its like watching your dog being raped..

something you loved and spent time with being brazenly rushed through with almost no tender care given

IT HURTS GOD DAMNIT IT HURTS

[Sanderz]

Get back to work in the sauna that is KC, Tony.

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

i would but all of our sales people have basically checked out of their jobs

we originally started with 24 sales reps to 7 installers

we are now down to 11 sales reps and 4 installers and today only 6 are actually knocking on doors

my entire summer financially has been ruined because of these lazy cunts.

instead of driving home with 3 grand in the bank and 6 grand coming as a back end check in october i am going to be leaving with 1400 in the bank and only 3 grand back end

fuck kansas city fuck you and fuck niggers

[Crazy Diana]

how the hell they found out a fishing rod creates music and sage pieces ill never know

[Crazy Diana]