Drinksbeer - Drunk ass foul druid tank - Crappy ass Aegwynn

[Drinksbeer]

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

- North of 30, currently male, Time played - 135 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes. Time played sober - 1 hour.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

- As far as drinks goes, I keep all the gear for offspecs, I am havin fun pvp'ing as boomkin right now (even with the nerf bat shoved cleanly up my ass) but I have full t10 for boom/kitty/ and half t10 for resto. My alts are f'n:

Pope Sac O'nutz - disc/holy priest
Magicsac - fire/arecane mage
Heypalli - prot/holy pally

3. Armory link use this code only for your main since this code may be used just once per page!
Code:
[recruit loc="us,aegwynn"]drinksbeer[/recruit]

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid: I have been made to tank since pre-bc, mainly because i'm usually drunk and angry and attack large groups of people anyway.

- I make it a point to beat at least 1-2 dps on damage. Problem is, I can't get these asshats to log on long enough to do a f'n raid. http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/p88y ... etails/21/ here is one of our LK kills on 25, we have attempted heroic LK 25 numerous times but can't get the paint eaters to stop with the defile.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

- I started off as a young lad on the Bonechewer server, spending time with VM up until BC. I then left Bone to join my brother in law on Aegwynn. I have been on Aegwynn ever since. Kinda like being the announcer at the special olympics, your soul is eaten away due to the fact there are so many mongos running around, but you can't help but love them. Most of the hardcore guys I used to raid with don't play anymore. There are a crap ton of players on Aegwynn who I could pass along to you. Nicomacchus - for heals, Tukunoan - for tank healing, Dimmly - raiding with me as an off tank, Brokenone - raiding with me as a MT, Nypho - raiding with me as dps, Brandywine - raiding with me and never being able to pull threat even with Smourne...teehee. I have been a part of Raided R, EDEN, CaKe, There is no cow level (current guild) and we recently merged with the other top guild (whored side) Carried to become Terrible Terrible Damage.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

- Do you need me sober?


Jackslammer wrote:
It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, two elixirs or flasks, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any cheap gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. In addition you must have two raiding professions levelled high enough for their level 80 benefits, such as 47 sp, 60 stam, 80 ap, etc.

You also must have a decent computer, decent Internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids.

- I bring feasts, pots, and my own flasks to raids. As well as extra gems and enchant mats...cause you know...I play with guys who would forget their dick if it weren't in some other guy's mouth.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?




I use the razer naga and the interface for it.
ORA3
Grid2
Omen
DBM
MSBT
Cat's eye
Tank Totals
Taunt Tattle
As well as the standard stuff like sexy map, skada, xperl, etc I used to use icey hud, but I think I was drunk when I picked up that mod.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

- The reasn I chose you guys is because you look like you have fun on raids and you won't be offended if I say something in vent like "holy fuck tits, that boss hits like ike turner in a phone booth" Right now all this damn pc crap and having to be "nice" is for the fishes. I like to have fun when I raid, I like to progress, and I like to be around a group of folks that joke with each other. I mean, just from the site alone I want to run my johnson up in this guild. Plus I raid drunk and naked most nights....when the wife doesn't have me wearing the ball gag and dicknose mask.

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[Drinksbeer]

I don't know why, but for some reason that image gave me this soft serene feeling that, usually, only comes right after I finish my bukakke contribution to the local high school drama class.

[Zsigmond]

Plus I raid drunk and naked most nights....when the wife doesn't have me wearing the ball gag and dicknose mask.

if it were up to me i would send you an invite

[Drinksbeer]

you are a good man and that sig img makes me laugh out loud every time i see it

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

you can get in as friends rank if you want and then level up quickly come cata and probably end up with a raid spot

[Drinksbeer]

Thats good enough for me. I'm ready to bounce from this crappy server. We have a guy here that multiboxes 40 toons at one time. Not only does it lag out dalaran when he is there but he f's up WG every battle. When he isn't in WG he is in the cap cities killing the 10 lvl 80s that are AFK there. I prayed to little baby jesus last night that he would somehow contract super ass aids and die from a freak electrical incident.

Anyway, I haven't logged on my druid in a while because I have been hitting the BGs as a spriest (fun as fak). Last time I logged out I think I was in shitt boomkin gear because I was drunk and wanted to make fun of our boomkin (long story). I'll relog with my tank gear and if you guys want, I'll transfer by the weekend.

I'd love the opportunity to earn a spot and I appreciate you guys even giving me the chance.

P.S. Can I supply nudes as a way to show my thanks?

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

if its bigger then an ozarka water bottle then yes


also raiding is dead besides in guild pickup groups atm

for cata im sure every one is going to come out of the wood works for a spot, so just level quickly and well probably grab you for early raiding and then after a couple weeks well eventually have our pick of the best in guild, that would be when final rosters are decided

[Drinksbeer]

Actually it looks like a fully cooked porkloin, but one that was cooked in cranberries and vodka.


Ditto, we only do bgs on our alts now.

Sweet, sounds fair enough, have a great thanksgiving and I'll see you guys this weekend!

[Talith]

You had me at "Drunk ass foul druid tank"