Cata DKP Equalization (Action req if you changed name/main!)

[Firecrest]

IMPORTANT: If you have switched mains or changed names, I need to know BEFORE the first 25 man Cata raid (scheduled 12/21). I will not go through the hassle of sorting this out and giving you DKP under your new name after the first DKP award has been given. This means that if you haven't notified me 30 minutes after the first raid starts, you're SOL and will start out with 0 DKP under your new name. Just because you think I should know about your name/main switch is not an excuse! Look at the fucking DKP chart and let me know if a change needs to be made. Post here, send me a PM or contact me in game.

Everyone's DKP has been adjusted to a level that gives us an average of about 100 DKP. We do this with every expansion and most content patches in order to keep the loot distribution equal since it often works out that some people end up with tons of DKP at the end of content.

If you don't see your name on the DKP chart, there may be a couple reasons for this:
- You had less than 350 DKP at the end of Wrath. These people will start at 0 DKP.
- The last time you raided with us regularly was August or earlier. These people will start at 0 DKP.
- I don't like you. These people will start at -500 DKP.

I have purposely removed the old DKP table. The process by which I determined current DKP values was as mathematical as possible but did become completely arbitrary in some cases and I don’t want to hear that someone thinks I should have rounded up instead of down. No one got screwed more than the people with assloads of DKP (of which I am one), so take solace in the fact that no matter how badly you think I treated you, I treated myself worse.

If you feel like I fucked you over slightly, I don't want to hear about it. If you feel like I left a gaping hole (edit) bosshole where your ass used to be, let me know and we'll talk about it.

Sometime before the start of raid I'll be posting how DKP will work in Cata. Mostly I'm waiting for Crazy to show me how to sticky it. So if you see him, tell him to PM me.

[Hitshade]

Hitshade -> Tyrul


Keylogger, Dots, Burbon and Jimmorrison, Arent they all gone now? (or have I been smoking too many cracks?)

[Firecrest]

Change made.

Yeah, some people I wasn't too sure on. There's just too many people for me to know what everyone's Cata plans are. In these cases I erred on the side of caution. I'll come back and remove people 3 or 4 raids in when I'm confident they're gone gone.

[Crazy Diana]

i hereby approve this thread for stickying on certain conditions

a: alyse henceforth be referred to as 'unusual sized ego'
b: for bosshole to be no longer used as a derogative term

if any of these terms are broken i will reset alyses post count

[Hitshade]

The problem is that bosshole just sounds filthy.

"I like prancing through the flowers with my fellow bossholes"

"Im going to pound your censored until it bleeds"


Which of those seems to be a more appropriate?

[xnskzzxnvs]

remove me (plareplane) from the table. i told jack earlier that i may go play with my old 10m if they start playing again, and it looks like they have. i enjoyed raiding with you guys except for that stretch where we couldn't fill a raid, gl in cata

[Crazy Diana]

ive censored your post hitshade this is your last warning

[Firecrest]

I don't want this one stickied. I want the next one I make with the DKP rules stickied.

Also, I tried your lmgtfy link (thanks btw, smart ass). And none of the different responses I found helped. I think maybe we don't have permissions?

Question: How can I allow my moderators to create Sticky or Announcement Topics?
Answer: Sticky and Announcement permissions are in Forum Permissions. Assigning a "Full Access" forum role will allow them to make Stickies and Announcements.

[Firecrest]

I'm with Hitshade by the way. Bosshole just sounds dirty.

Further, "Unusual Size Ego" doesn't really flow right as a name. What about "High Commander Lord Admiral"?

[Crazy Diana]

ask me to fix your permissions again when you change your attitude. i have more posts than you