Dingle F. Baby Resto Druid

[dinglefbaby]

1. Your age, gender, and time played: 21.m.over a year

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): Nickyminaj - holy/spriest -- balance OS (restogear) i play to starfall/typhoon/starsurge only.

3. Armory link: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/sc...aby/simple

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid: nah - i stopped being hardcore years ago.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact: <Simple Math> top 50US -- Yogg 1light (i quit wow during this time, grandfather had nightmare and jumped through a table whilst raiding.. no lie) <Uprising> topworld200 Vasjh wiping (lewl) most recently none worth mentioning.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): Thursday is the only day i most likely will not make.(work) and one Wednesday a month due to serving our country..


7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding? http://i.imgur.com/gs4uJ.jpg

I'm not telling you my cool layout, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW.. open up curse and download the first like 20 most popular ones that come up. thats me.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

Spaztiik probably apped way more serious than i did. if you want a serious grinding teeth raider fucking skip me, if you want someone who can raid and be a sexy ass bitch; im all yours.

[Crazy Diana]

congratulations you are the first recruit to use imgur well done. i however will deduct points for making me look at a jpg

[Bläckup]

he doesn't grind his teeth when he raids?!?!?!... sir i think you need to get your priorities straight.

[MollysRollin]

I'm scared to see his UI in a full raid and why do people make the chat box take up 1/4th of their screen?

[dinglefbaby]

what i had before was gay, im editing it for gayness -- it goes away (completely) in 5 seconds if no one types anything, otherwise i barely notice it. i like the chat box huge cause i talk to half the wow community at once. plus i have windows 7, so its my idea.

[dinglefbaby]

reallly 65+ views and no more comments? ugh.

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

reallly 65+ views and no more comments? ugh.

its because every one is trying to rationalize why you applied in such a shitty way and what your end game is with wlph

obviously you dont care to take the application seriously so i doubt you would want to raid seriously

as far as i can tell you are probably a middle of the pack player and just want to follow your friends around to share a green chat and an occasional raid

if you want in as a friends rank to hope along the pugs on the weekends, and hang out you dont need to apply just whisper an officer or get your friends to ask for a ginvite for you

if you want a raid spot you need to put in about 10x the amount of effort you put into this app(see: NONE AT ALL) and make a real one. Honestly a serious app takes about as much time as taking a fat shit.

on a serious note

it took me longer to create
THIS

then to reply to this

[Hitshade]

I HIGHLY DOUBT THIS IS ACTUALLY YOUR VAGINA.

[mascaron]

as far as i can tell you are probably a middle of the pack player and just want to follow your friends around to share a green chat and an occasional raid

this. You're more than welcome to come over and get a ginvite. However, don't expect us to take you seriously tho unless you sneak your way into a raid and impress.

The alt run is always looking for more players... up to 8 / 12 normal (not consistent from week to week.. wtb more alts )

[dinglefbaby]

aweeee yeaaaah