Consumation-Winadin (paladin for non-leet ppl)

[AtheneSheen]

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
-too much time played, 20, m.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): I es number one, always kill never die. Always kill never die. If u no comprende then i only have winadin. It is a cross between Athene and Charlie sheen. See how that rhymes that means I win, I will carry you.


3. Armory link:
-http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/burning-legion/consumation/

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:
-I es number one. I carry you scrubs.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
I've been in every guild that has ever done anything. Please understand that i'm applying to carry some scrubs, its a bet. I will even tell you things about your class you never even knew. Im even that good. I was soo good i had two ranks, won both of them.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I can always make times, hope though that you do. Gonna carry your scrubs.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?

I no want Chris Hanson finding me, so no thanks.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
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Ill tell you what, if i dont carry you ill give you all a bucket of KFC, but when i do, cause i es number 1 and always winning, you go get me a kfc bucket, understands scublets?

[Firecrest]

Meh. I give it a 4 out of 10. And that only because the name is kinda funny.

[spence]

[ragelol]

You're trying way too hard and seem like a turbo fgt.

Anyways, like I told the Mexican in trade chat the other day, if you guys need a dude to make shit bleed and hit dragons with a 2-hander I'll be able to do that after Wednesday (maybe even Wednesday depending on when my dipshit professor decides to stop hugging trees). So just Lemme know.

ALSO FUCK YOU ABE I DON'T LIKE PAYING FOR MY DR. PEPPER! :evil: <3

[jackslammer]

I'll ginvite you just so Snowzz has somebody to argue with in guild chat while Peda is too busy bitching.

[SnowZz]

K first off you love me in that dad daughter > kinda way. And second who have I argued with?

[SnowZz]

And why my name come up in every app? Am I the standard? Fuck yea, you huys hate me

[Zsigmond]

are you drunk? and where was the whore tonight. i didn't realize you two were attached at the hip

[Bläckup]

[mascaron]

^^ ban plz