WLPH DATE ADVICE?

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Interested in second opinions

This cute girl works in the same shopping mall as me, She came into the store last night, and ended up leaving her phone number for me with my boss. I was busy working at the time when she came in. I am kind of confused by this because all of my past attempts at even making idle conversation fizzle quite quickly with her out of what seemed like disinterest or her being shy.

I ended up working until midnight and then hitting the gym and falling asleep, Its morning now and I am wondering what wlph would do?

I plan on sending her a text because I know she works mornings at the pastry shop, asking if it would be alright If I call her. I then plan on calling, if possible, and spilling all my fucking spaghetti over the phone.

Honestly she is quite a bit more attractive than my self so this is confusing as fuck. But she must want the dick if shes dropping her number into my lap so how hard can this be.

[Sanderz]

Send a dick pic. Since its so small she'll stop contacting you and you can save your spaghetti for another day.

[jackslammer]

Copy paste this thread into a text and send it to her and tell her it was a mistype. Maybe edit the last sentence first.

What shopping malls are open until midnight?

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

strip mall/shopping center

But she must want the dick if shes dropping her number into my lap so how hard can this be.

I dont see why this would ever needed to be changed. SHE EITHER WANTS THE DICK OR DO NOT THERE IS NO TRY.

[Bläckup]

What shopping malls are open until midnight?

Here in the great US of A, shopping malls are required to be open until the last shop decides to close for the day, if there's a LAN center in there, it'll be open ti'll they close.



Also, we're still waiting on those dick pics.

[Firecrest]

What shopping malls are open until midnight?

Here in the great US of A, shopping malls are required to be open until the last shop decides to close for the day, if there's a LAN center in there, it'll be open ti'll they close.

False. I ran the books for a large mall for several years. Close time is dictated by the owners of the mall and written into the leases. Not only do individual stores have no say, but they can be fined by the mall if they don't close on time. Anchor stores often negotiate an extra half hour or so past everyone else because they want to catch people as they walk out the door. Many stores also have special promotions where they open early or close late, but they still have to get permission first.

Anyway, Lawler… That she left her number means that she's interested. That she left her number with your manager instead of talking to you means she's shy and/or wants you to do the man's work of pursuing her. Either way the response is the same. Be aggressive and be direct. None of this pussy footing around bullishit. Don't text and ask if it's okay to call, that's weak. If she didn't want you to call, she wouldn't have left her number.

Call her up with a plan already in mind. Say, "Hey, a bunch of friends and I are getting together to go do X tomorrow, wanna come?" Or, "Hey, I get off work tomorrow at 8, wanna grab a drink afterwards?" Or, "Would you like to get a bite and see The Avengers tomorrow with me? We could go to Resturant X at 6, then catch the 7 o'clock showing". Do kids even still go on dates? I don't know what the hell you guys do now. But have a plan, have a schedule and be a fucking man.

Then post the sex tape.

[ArchmageFurly in three days]

Wait three days then call her.


But yea what alyse said, just be like yo lets go do shit. Except be more articulate.

[Kaistine]

Don't work for her, make her work for you. You're the prize, not her.

[Firecrest]

Also, lul @ "WWWLPHD?"

[mininolan]

Since i'm the only member of WLPH with a super hot model/actress girlfriend I'd do what Alyse said. Call her don't text her first, ask her if she wants to go to a local natural wonder or even Niagara Falls. If she works in a pastry shop, I'd bet the Avengers isn't exactly what she is into, go see Hunger Games its kinda love related.




btw it seems like you have had a job in every careerfield alyse what the fuck