Gonturan - MEGAWARRIOR

[Gonturan]

1. Your in-game name (and alts): Gonturan

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
Warrior. I have no spec. Just a button that says "KILL". JC and Mining. No offspec because prot is for queers. I make FoH look like they have Parkinson's.
3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
If I showed up on Armory, the universe would cease to exist.
4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
How can I raid when I solo everything?
5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
There isn't a difficult raid boss in the game if you're not stupid and do what you're supposed to do.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving:
Just a one man guild called "God".
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
Man-whoring. That's all.
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

I'm a troll. I spam trade relentlessly, I have obnoxious LFG macros, and many other macros. For example, in a group I constantly use Hadouken, Falcon Punch, and Kamehameha macros, all tied to heroic throw. I also like to walk around cities very slowly while spamming Care Police macros. I also fight for aggro as much as possible because I'm a pro like that. I believe that Prot should only consist of the Fuzzy Bunnies talent (Fuzzy Bunnies: You have rolled prot. -500 to masculinity. You have become your guild's bitch. You lose 600000g for repairs). I do 800 dps.

[tERIKA]

hmm 6/10, i believe mine was better, because:
A. Im english thus on a EU server.
B. Im a Orc Death Knight.
C. I posted in all caps.
D. This is obviously a 14 year old that gets bullied at school and wants to pretend his kewl.

[Firecrest]

No offspec because prot is for queers.

You are aware our GM is a Prot Warrior?

[Zoia]

and missing half the app

[mascaron]

UR BAD. DENIED

[abecx]

HELLO THIS IS COMMANDER AND CHIEF OF WLPH YOU REALLY FAILED AT THIS POST I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT YOU JUST DID SO BADLY THAT EVEN VOKE CANT HELP YOU RECOVER ALSO IF YOU WERE IN A ONE MAN GUILD CALLED GOD YOU WOULD BE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND TOTALLY NOT USING ANY PUNCTUATION BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THERE IS A BEGINNING AND AN END AND THATS JUST NOT HOW US GODS DO THINGS AS GODS BUT YOU WOULDNT KNOW THAT I DIDNT EVEN READ ALL OF YOUR POST BECAUSE ITS THAT BAD YOU ARE TOTALLY DENIED GOOD DAY SIR

[mascaron]

hmm 6/10, i believe mine was better, because:
A. Im english thus on a EU server.
B. Im a Orc Death Knight.
C. I posted in all caps.
D. This is obviously a 14 year old that gets bullied at school and wants to pretend his kewl.

urs was better. It's just that you posted along side Barleysarley.. who had a great app. If you would have posted ur app @ the same time as this garbage attempt at funnies.. u woulda looked liek a GOD

[tERIKA]

lol, barleys in the same guild as me and we was directed to this site at the same time for lols. You guyz got uldz yet?

[mascaron]

lol, barleys in the same guild as me and we was directed to this site at the same time for lols. You guyz got uldz yet?

i know this I R E-STALKER

[tERIKA]

AMG SCAREE