06-10-2009, 06:18 AM
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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06-10-2009, 06:18 AM
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
06-10-2009, 07:34 AM
Now wlph knows your name get owned mikaelo
06-10-2009, 04:58 PM
FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.
06-11-2009, 03:18 AM
http://www.rhapsody.com/goto?rcid=tra.11806680
I can't tolerate your sadness Cause it's me you are drowning (You're drowning me) I won't allow (allow) any happiness Cause everytime you laugh, I feel so (so weak)... guilty (guilty) I feel so guilty Am I forced to have any regret I've become the lie, beautiful and free In my righteous own mind I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me I've lost the ability to paint the clouds Cause it's me you're draining (You're draining me) I'm stuck in this slow-motion dark tale Cause everytime you run, I fall (fall).. behind (behind) I fall behind And so I hear my voice again The tale of the bitter man there I am Shake the silence and hear what it says The tranquil pride that become the lie Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak On bleeding knees, oh, I accept my fate [instrumental part] Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak On bleeding knees, oh, I accept my fate Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak On bleeding knees...
06-11-2009, 11:23 AM
Masex Wrote:FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.You've always been the classiest person I've ever met.
06-11-2009, 05:45 PM
Entrapment Wrote:Masex Wrote:FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.You've always been the classiest person I've ever met. Masex is a badass. Bow down scrub. Masex Wrote:Call of Duty almost makes me as angry as when I see guys at the bar wearing Affliction t-shirts. Fuck.
06-12-2009, 01:13 AM
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
06-12-2009, 03:08 AM
Now that people know I know you, I'm going to get gkicked, FML
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