07-14-2009, 09:43 PM
1. Your age, gender, and time played:
18, male, over 100 days
2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
none
3. Armory links (mandatory):
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... ym%C3%A1ys
4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
None, but I can fish hella good.
5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
Every boss I have challenged to the ring of combat has been defeated. I sow terror in my wake.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Boss. A couple months ago AmEx decided to charge back money(steal blizzard's money) so blizzard locked my account. Eventually I got kicked for inactivity.
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
Usually if I'm not raiding I'm getting wasted. Keep in mind I like getting fucked up and I only raid sober.
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I am a fucking saleman and my name is billy mays. I am the top of the top because everyone sees me and shits themselves. "Didn't that guy die or something? wtf is he doing raiding?" I'm not dead, thats pussy shit. I try my best, usually I am near the top of the meters in raids that I go on. My gear isn't spectacular anymore but its decent, its good enough to clear ulduar and some hard modes(maybe not yogg +0, but if ensidia can't do that then, well fuck europe). This is the important part. Right here. Since my gear isn't that amazing, I don't expect to raid all that much. I have decided that instead of raiding, I will fish. I can fish for the entire raid. Everyone gets food while I kick back and maybe do some arena. Don't underestimate how much I can fish.
9. Post a screen shot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
I use shit like omen and grid and I don't need dbm because I don't fuck up and I look at whats going on. Purple shit under me? I move. Black shit under me? I move. Tank dies? I bubble hearth. Everything I need is keybound. Everything I don't need isn't. And don't be asking me about ui's and shit because I don't save that. I've been gone for months.
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
So I decided to come back and play some wow or something. I apped to this other guild, told them the same shit. I said I would fish, I don't mind. I'd like to raid but I know I won't always get that chance. Yeah I'd like it, but I can help in other ways. That guild talked and talked and people said that guy is pretty cool. We could use him, and then replies stopped coming. I don't know what happened but if they don't want me that badly then:
1. they black
2. they dumb
3. I'm billy fucking mays, they must be crazy
thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed the read.
18, male, over 100 days
2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
none
3. Armory links (mandatory):
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... ym%C3%A1ys
4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
None, but I can fish hella good.
5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
Every boss I have challenged to the ring of combat has been defeated. I sow terror in my wake.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Boss. A couple months ago AmEx decided to charge back money(steal blizzard's money) so blizzard locked my account. Eventually I got kicked for inactivity.
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
Usually if I'm not raiding I'm getting wasted. Keep in mind I like getting fucked up and I only raid sober.
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I am a fucking saleman and my name is billy mays. I am the top of the top because everyone sees me and shits themselves. "Didn't that guy die or something? wtf is he doing raiding?" I'm not dead, thats pussy shit. I try my best, usually I am near the top of the meters in raids that I go on. My gear isn't spectacular anymore but its decent, its good enough to clear ulduar and some hard modes(maybe not yogg +0, but if ensidia can't do that then, well fuck europe). This is the important part. Right here. Since my gear isn't that amazing, I don't expect to raid all that much. I have decided that instead of raiding, I will fish. I can fish for the entire raid. Everyone gets food while I kick back and maybe do some arena. Don't underestimate how much I can fish.
9. Post a screen shot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
I use shit like omen and grid and I don't need dbm because I don't fuck up and I look at whats going on. Purple shit under me? I move. Black shit under me? I move. Tank dies? I bubble hearth. Everything I need is keybound. Everything I don't need isn't. And don't be asking me about ui's and shit because I don't save that. I've been gone for months.
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
So I decided to come back and play some wow or something. I apped to this other guild, told them the same shit. I said I would fish, I don't mind. I'd like to raid but I know I won't always get that chance. Yeah I'd like it, but I can help in other ways. That guild talked and talked and people said that guy is pretty cool. We could use him, and then replies stopped coming. I don't know what happened but if they don't want me that badly then:
1. they black
2. they dumb
3. I'm billy fucking mays, they must be crazy
thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed the read.
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