Hey guys long time no sees! I'll make this post blunt and to the point. After seeing these latest kill screen shots, I've decided I need to come back to playing WoW. I took an extended break (okay I quit), and what do I see...a bunch of these little gnome fucks in your raids. Jack, I'm very disappointed you would ever let more than one of these things (GNOMES) raid in our prestigious guild. Clearly I need to come back and set things straight. I intend to start leveling a character (don't know which one yet) effective immediately, and I expect the same caliber of play I've come to expect from everyone I played with in the past.

On a more serious note, yes I do want to come back. This is not a troll post. I don't have it in me to troll anyone. So if you guys have room for a super leet raider such as myself, what do you guys need?

Turned that shit off with 5 min to go, gonna be tight going back to dallas

We performed a spring cleaning of ranks and halved the amount of people with officer chat since its usefulness was deteriorating. These are the current ranks and if you feel you should have officer chat then convince Abe or a ROFLCER why you should and we'll probably promote you. We also removed most players without guild notes and if we kicked your sibling in law's cousin's mistress ask for them to be invited again and make sure they have a guild note. Theeenx.

KING: Abe
FAG RANK
SPIC RANK
MONDAY RANK
ROFLCER: Class leaders, officers, raiders who do assignments, lead raids, do invites, etc. that don't feel privileged enough to have their own rank
CAN SEE O CHAT: Raiders that constructively contribute to officer chat and long time WLPH pals that like wrestling and Metallica
RAIDER: Active raiders who don’t want to listen to officer chat circle jerks
TRIAL BY FIRE: Applicants/trials
FRIEND ISLAND: Friends, family, epoon, trade chat randoms, and long time WLPH pals that dislike wrestling and Metallica

I can't raid tomorrow, I have to work the closing shift. Sorry, the manager bitch sprung it on me as I was leaving work today.

This looks pretty simple.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-sava...r-florida/

I cleaned out DKP and merged alts, the values are as accurate and fair as I can make them given alts DKP aren't being halved when mains are getting charged if they weren't merged, I wasn't charging some alts at all, and it duplicates alt DKP sometimes. If you have a bitch about it send me a PM or talk to me in game.

Also its 20 DKP per 30 minutes and 20 DKP per boss kill now, adding yourself to waitlist (whispering me !standby add) grants you all timed awards while you remain on waitlist. Its still 1/2 for main spec and 1/8 for offspec, all days of the week. Thanks.

COME BACK TO ME, I MISS YOU LOVER

Raid team - I may not be able to make it on by raid start time tonight. My boss is having a crawfish boil and party for my office and some of our bosses from out of town, so I will be attending that mid afternoon. I can't promise that I'll even be on at all tonight to raid, but I will try my best to make it. Hope everything goes well with the raid tonight and good luck downing ODS and/or V&T hard modes. Thank you and have a great day.

call if I don't wake up for raid. It's in my officer note.