This is a 10/25 man Ultrapug mainly consisting of Casual and WLPH alts

You will be expected to know the fights (even if only by reading), have strong DPS, and have the awareness to not die to stupid stuff all night.

Invites start at 6:00, run starts around 6:30. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character.

IF YOU SUDDENLY CAN'T GO, DON'T EDIT YOUR POST, REPLY TO THE THREAD AGAIN OR I PROBABLY WON'T SEE IT AND WILL BERATE YOU MERCILESSLY NEXT WEEK.

This run uses a Tally Loot system, the tallies do NOT carry over between instances. IE: Loot is reset between BWD/ToTFW/BoT. Fuckups are a tally. (Excessively dying to ground shit, high sound, standing in the bad fire, not standing in the good fire, etc)

LOOT IS LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL. BOE ITEMS ARE MAINSPEC ONLY.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I do armory people, I do check dps logs where applicable. Your <333 gear is not acceptable here, you are expected to run heroics and get rep before signing up here, average ilvl of at least 340 will be enforced at the start.

If you are not pulling your weight, you will be removed and replaced with someone better. You are raiding with some of the best players on the server in this run on their alts, you are expected to play well here.

Normal Modes Cleared:

Progression boss we're working on next:
EVERYTHING



Tanks:
FROWNTOWN
Myndor

Heals:
Nethris
Riory

Hybrid Heals/Ranged:
Holdoutmedic

Ranged:
Wrill
Keirein
Kyahmat

Melee:
Zweistel
Robotunicorn

1. Your age, gender, and time played: 26 male, 195 days played

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
I dont have any alts on this server ATM, but I am trying to get my druid over soon.

3. Armory link: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/s ... o/advanced

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:
I do not have any right now..but I will try and get some real soon. I am sorry and if I you like me to run a TB i would be willing to.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
I was in a guild called Combo breaker on the Azurmyst server. I was a raid with them. I helped the guild get Light of Dawn. I left cause they decied to do 10m and was not raiding at all. I decied to focus on arena more so i transferred to a PvP server.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
on, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids.
I will have no trouble makeing raids. And yes I have vent. My computer is really nice. I it on high setting and get a solid 60 FPS. Never have connection issues

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?



8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
I am really just trying to find a guild home. I have a lot of end game experience. I am the kind of person who love to see end game content and help other to do the same.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

22 male

17 days, 7 hours, 14 minutes ,54 seconds

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

Can go PROT and play it very well.

Will also go fury if needed, but many called me 'arms king'

3. Armory link:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/s ... qui/simple

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:

Don't have any currently. Trying to find some ICC logs. Will update.

This is a new character as my previous account was closed by blizz due to my friend being an idiot while playing on my character. I had played on that account for 3+ years. Had a warrior with alot of experience throughout BC and WOTLK. Just wanted to get this pointed out since i lack many achievements and the play time is very little.


5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

Scilla- Horde

You Must Be Critting Me - Fell apart and remaining members xffered to another realm.

Horde On Phonics - Guild fell apart before cataclysm as many xffered to another realm and a few quit wow overall. Was a main raider (arms ) throughout wotlk into ICC hm's before my account was closed.

References : Stod

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

Yes, i will be able to make all raid times.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?

Recount, DBM, Omen, Clique

I use a modified version of TUKUI.



8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

I believe that i am a very competent player and can bring alot to a raid. Very well prepared, although it is 'just a game' i like to research what i/we are about to deal with beforehand. I'm applying here because i honestly think you are the perfect guild, one which has the best of both worlds. I know i can get far ahead with wlph and many good times will be had.

Greetings,

Account Name: MASCARON
Realm: Scilla
Character Name: Bearme

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2010-12-31 07:20:29 Bearme: <Stasis> recruiting people who will walk right on by a girl getting raped because she deserved it! (Clearly must have been a crackwhore, or she stabbed the guy.. you don't know the other side, so you can't intervene). pst Svartalfar!


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If only Blizzard heard the vent convo : ( http://www.sobreathe.com/Audio/WLPH%20-%20Svartard.mp3

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
17/M. 44 Days on my priest, about 5 years actively subscribed to WoW.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
For alts, I have a level 80 rogue that still needs to hit 85. She used to be my main toon until ICC where I switched to my priest.

As for specs, I've practiced Disc and Holy extensively, and am comfortable healing with both.
I PvP in shadow, because I can.

3. Armory link: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/r ... ixy/simple

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/h35f ... boss=41378
Our Wipefest in BWD tonight.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

On Thorium Brotherhood- Victims of Patchwerk - Ulduar up until keepers (Blew up from drama)
Fury Unbridled- Ulduar cleared, did Hard Modes up to Yogg. (Blew up because leaders left)
Disdain - Cleared ICC (This is where I switched to my priest, blew up from drama)

-Ravenholdt
Because December- 3/12 Cata content. (Leaving for a guild with better progression, Drama is starting to stir.)

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

Being I live on the east coast, these times are really good for me. I don't usually have much going on during the week, unless there is a surprise family meeting or something, I'd always let somebody know I'll be gone for the night.


7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding:
Pretty standard stuff in this mess,
Grid is right next to my bars, but that's the only thing that's hidden in this shot, I use DBM as my boss mod, Skada as my meter. Anything you'd find from a raider is all here.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
My whole 'WoW' life as been me progressing with guilds full of fun people, but never getting shit done in a timely matter. I still want to have that very dry, sarcastic raiding atmosphere, but with a guild that also has the ability to progress rapidly. I know I am a good player, I just need to break away from lower tier guilds, and would like to play with better raiders.

Post if you're available to do 10 man this weekend. Sat-Mon 8 server. Post if you can make any of these times or have another time in mind.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Time Played: 145 Days 6 Hours 21 Minutes 6 Seconds

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
Druid: Boomkin as main spec, can resto as os competently

3. Armory link:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/s ... kin/simple

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:
Last logs I remember where from H LK attempts a few months ago. PST dots for deeps reports

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

Scilla (horde)
Malice - Geared me out but they raided until 3 am then they were bad
You Must Be Critting Me - They fell apart real hard because of bad leaders
Stimulate - Carrying bad players and would not let me raid

Scilla (alliance)
WHAR LEWTZ PLZ HALp - Furly sexually harassed me


6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I can make it every day including Sunday Monday raids. Only catch is that I have to miss half of Thursday raid (first half) due to work. But other than that I can make every raid.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?
Modified tukui, tuk classtimers, dxe/dbm, omen, recount, npcscan lol


8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
I am a competent player with great raid awareness, dps, and dedication. I always come prepared and always try my hardest to help myself, other players and the guild.

i am prepared.

So, there were a handful of raiders online and ready to go last night. There was also a considerable chunk who where no where to be found. Holiday's over and as far as I know, Tuesday is still a raid night.


To those who were no where to be found:

Where were you niggers?

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
My names Travis, I'm a male and I have a total of 200 days played on this character and my hunter.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):[/b] My mage is my only 85 alt, and will be my only 85 for a long time ahead. But I can generally play any class competently. I have played every class at max level for every expansion, so I know what i'm doing for each.

3. Armory link: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/b ... t/advanced

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:
Sorry captain, but I regret to inform you that I have no parses on my mage, or on any character that i've raided with. My mage didn't exist until summer of 2010, and my hunter hasn't been in a raiding guild since July. All the parses my guild had were gone. Sorry. Here is also a sustained 5 minute DPS run on a target dummy instead. http://i53.tinypic.com/2rqlnx3.jpg

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact: I have been in Dark Nemesis on Bloodhoof for awhile now. We have traded server firsts with Dark Pact, the horde top guild since Naxx. They got Death's Demise, we got H LK etc. I was just a veteran raider in that guild on my hunter, but was questioned a lot on many classes not just my own on things that they can improve, and was always striving to help people overall play better. I also help people with flasks/any other raid consumable/enchant/ETC needed. In Vanilla I was in Zerglings up until WoTLK when we disbanded due to heavy guild drama and absolute fucktards leading the guild. It was absolute fucking garbage, and I bounced ASAP. I have always been in a top 1-5 guild on my server, since I've began playing this game. I've cleared 12/12 25 ICC HM on my hunter, and since mage was my favorite class, I RAF'd leveled it and decided to main it.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I have no problem whatsoever making any of the raid times for like the next 3 years. My schedule is absolutely free.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?
http://i56.tinypic.com/2me2s75.jpg

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
I want to join you guys because I honestly think your guild is the best guild that i've personally ever seen. You fine gentleman mirror my personality almost exactly. You guys play the game the way I think it should be played. Kicking ass and having the most fun possible while doing it. Your guild is also far superior to any guild that I even want to join. I don't really think there is anything else to say except you guys are overall badass in any way possible.