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Final Level 80 Heroic Lich King - 25 man - Sunday, December 5, 2010. 8:00pm-12:00am (EST).

Reply to this post with your character name, class, and raiding spec(s) if you can make it.
Post if you were in a previous run and cannot make it.

Please check your /Calendar in game or on http://www.WoWArmory.com


WLPH has been struggling to get the right people online to get this fight done. This fight should be easier with the removal of the -20% dodge debuff and enhanced health and damage from many classes.

Some of us that have shown up each week and perform well but are at the mercy of some other players that do not or cannot show up and perform reliably. Because of this, we are going to try a joint run with other players that are geared (Heroic ICC/RS 25) and experienced raiders.

Loot
Since the run will contain people outside of guild, the loot will be random rolled for classes that can use the item on their primary spec.

Strategy
WLPH will be expected to lead and provide the strategy for the fight. We expect everyone to know the fight and the only clarifications will be the positioning, CD, Stun, healing, cleansing, and tanking assignments.

No matter how good you think you are, if you have connection problems, vent problems, AFK issues, or fail to the basic raid mechanics (necrotic plague, shadow traps, stacking issues, frostmourne bombs), expect to be asked to sit and be replaced.

If you think addons may be causing your disconnects, please use the following mod to disable many outgoing addon spam messages.
http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addo ... ssage.aspx

Nov 14, 2010
<CASUAL> Coffee [Warrior: Fury]
<WLPH> Furly [Mage: DPS]
<WLPH> Aragon [Warrior: Prot/Fury]
<CASUAL> Fizzbann [Mage: DPS]
<CASUAL> Endlessmike [Warlock: DPS]
<WLPH> Apruus [Warlock: DPS]
<WLPH> Swacked [Mage: DPS]
<WLPH> Poorjudgmeñt [Paladin: DPS]
<WLPH> Regolith [Mage: DPS]
<CASUAL> Elata [DK: DPS]
<WLPH> Under [Rogue: DPS]
<WLPH> Ragette [Warrior: Fury]
<CASUAL> Zweistel [Rogue: DPS]
<WLPH> Dreaper [Warlock: DPS]
<WLPH> Accused [Paladin: Prot/Ret]
<CASUAL> Booi [Warrior: Prot]
<DoR> Ninjamoo [Hunter: ]
<WLPH> Fordelf [Hunter: ]
<CASUAL> Frowntown [Paladin: Prot]
<WLPH> Plareplane [Priest: Shadow/Disc]
<WLPH> Talith [Paladin: DPS/Holy]
<CASUAL> Wrill [Hunter: ]
<WLPH> Zsigmond [Priest: ??/??]
<WLPH> Crucible [Paladin: Holy/??]
<WLPH> Squìrrel [Druid: Resto/Boom]
<Silhouette> Zallyssa [Shaman: Resto]

Nov 21, 2010 ~17th attempt kill
Frowntown (Paladin: Tank)
Accused (Paladin: Tank)
Elata (DK: DPS)
Under (Rogue: DPS)
Talith (Paladin: DPS)
Ragette (Warrior: A.DPS)
Nexdominus (DK: DPS)
Poorjudgmeñt (Paladin: DPS)
Coffee (Warrior: F.DPS)
Aragon (Warrior: F.DPS)
Squìrrel (Druid: Heal)
Fordelf (Hunter)
Endlessmike (Warlock: DPS)
Hitshade (Druid: DPS)
Apruus (Warlock: DPS)
Zsigmond (Priest: Heals)
Plareplane (Priest: Heals)
Zallyssa (Shaman: Heals)
Crucible (Paladin: Heals)
Jackslammer (Paladin: Heals)
Regolith (Mage: DPS)
Furly (Mage: DPS)
Swacked (Mage: DPS)
Myndore (Mage: DPS)
Kooqu (Warlock: DPS)
*Zaama (Shaman: Heals) -Had to leave early.

Nov 27, 2010 8th attempt kill
Furly (Mage)
Coffee (Warrior: DPS)
Hitshade (Druid: Moonkin)
Swacked (Mage)
Endlessmike (Warlock)
Shisty (Deathknight)
Under (Rogue)
Holdoutmedic (Priest: DPS)
Apruus (Warlock: DPS)
Aragon (Warrior: DPS)
Elata (Deathknight: DPS)
Icaria (Warlock)
Ragette (Warrior: DPS)
Darukti (Warlock)
Talith (Paladin: DPS)
Enigmá (Warrior: DPS)
Accused (Paladin: Tank)
Onyxish (Druid: Tank)
Fordelf (Hunter)* Swapped In for Ninjamoo
Ninjamoo (Hunter)* Swapped Out for Fordelf
Zsigmond (Priest: Heals)
Eyxx (Priest: Heals)
Zallyssa (Shaman: Heals)
Aani (Paladin: Heals)
Zaama (Shaman: Heals)
Squìrrel (Druid: Heals)

idk... even this might not be enough.



:lol:

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

- North of 30, currently male, Time played - 135 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes. Time played sober - 1 hour.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

- As far as drinks goes, I keep all the gear for offspecs, I am havin fun pvp'ing as boomkin right now (even with the nerf bat shoved cleanly up my ass) but I have full t10 for boom/kitty/ and half t10 for resto. My alts are f'n:

Pope Sac O'nutz - disc/holy priest
Magicsac - fire/arecane mage
Heypalli - prot/holy pally

3. Armory link use this code only for your main since this code may be used just once per page!
Code:
[recruit loc="us,aegwynn"]drinksbeer[/recruit]

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid: I have been made to tank since pre-bc, mainly because i'm usually drunk and angry and attack large groups of people anyway.

- I make it a point to beat at least 1-2 dps on damage. Problem is, I can't get these asshats to log on long enough to do a f'n raid. http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/p88y ... etails/21/ here is one of our LK kills on 25, we have attempted heroic LK 25 numerous times but can't get the paint eaters to stop with the defile.

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

- I started off as a young lad on the Bonechewer server, spending time with VM up until BC. I then left Bone to join my brother in law on Aegwynn. I have been on Aegwynn ever since. Kinda like being the announcer at the special olympics, your soul is eaten away due to the fact there are so many mongos running around, but you can't help but love them. Most of the hardcore guys I used to raid with don't play anymore. There are a crap ton of players on Aegwynn who I could pass along to you. Nicomacchus - for heals, Tukunoan - for tank healing, Dimmly - raiding with me as an off tank, Brokenone - raiding with me as a MT, Nypho - raiding with me as dps, Brandywine - raiding with me and never being able to pull threat even with Smourne...teehee. I have been a part of Raided R, EDEN, CaKe, There is no cow level (current guild) and we recently merged with the other top guild (whored side) Carried to become Terrible Terrible Damage.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

- Do you need me sober?


Jackslammer wrote:
It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, two elixirs or flasks, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any cheap gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. In addition you must have two raiding professions levelled high enough for their level 80 benefits, such as 47 sp, 60 stam, 80 ap, etc.

You also must have a decent computer, decent Internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids.

- I bring feasts, pots, and my own flasks to raids. As well as extra gems and enchant mats...cause you know...I play with guys who would forget their dick if it weren't in some other guy's mouth.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?




I use the razer naga and the interface for it.
ORA3
Grid2
Omen
DBM
MSBT
Cat's eye
Tank Totals
Taunt Tattle
As well as the standard stuff like sexy map, skada, xperl, etc I used to use icey hud, but I think I was drunk when I picked up that mod.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

- The reasn I chose you guys is because you look like you have fun on raids and you won't be offended if I say something in vent like "holy fuck tits, that boss hits like ike turner in a phone booth" Right now all this damn pc crap and having to be "nice" is for the fishes. I like to have fun when I raid, I like to progress, and I like to be around a group of folks that joke with each other. I mean, just from the site alone I want to run my johnson up in this guild. Plus I raid drunk and naked most nights....when the wife doesn't have me wearing the ball gag and dicknose mask.

http://www.jgsales.com/product_info.php ... ts_id/3219

and

http://www.jgsales.com/product_info.php ... ts_id/3721

i mean honestly why shouldnt i buy a slick ass gun?

Its the only explanation I can come up with for this.

Confirm/Deny?

sup lol

Robert Ekas has spent the last three years as a hero to anyone who's ever said "fuck the po-lice." He made headlines in 2007 when he flipped the bird to a sheriff's deputy in Clackamas, Ore. after a traffic stop and then did it again a month later during a different stop. Ekas, a former Silicon Valley techie turned mathematician, was detained but not charged for the gesticulation and soon after sued Clackamas County for unspecified damages, claiming the detainment violated his right to free speech. That lawsuit is now over. Ekas settled for $4,000, including $600 in legal fees. :dance: