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It just gets better and better! Someone needs to do this in raid. For the whole night.

I'm on vacation and not able to raid Tuesday 31st & Wed 1st... back late Sunday 9 pm ish

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC AND RUBY SANCTUM aimed for 4 hours or less of raiding goodness. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

This group does hard modes, so you are expected to KNOW the fights NORMAL and HEROIC! Morrowgar, Deathwhisper, Lootship, Saurfang, Festergut, Rotface, Blood Princes, Blood Queen, and Dreamwalker will be done as Heroic. Putricide is the next one for us to down!

Invites start at 6:25. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

LOOT WILL NOT BE LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL, EXCEPT FOR BOE ITEMS.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Badge T9 gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 7k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING SHIT WHERE YOUR DPS MATTERS.

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Also adding this in... SIGN UP AS INDIVIDUALS! I'm not doing package deals. If I can fit all and it works for the raid, then consider yourself lucky. If you won't go without your friends, then I'll find others that can go. We are here to down shit, not cater to your cliqueish bullshit.



Tanks (2/2):
Miia (War, SHARD COLLECTOR LAWLZ)
Sashe (Druid)

Tanks WL*:
Malfaus (Paladin)

Healers (6/6):
Carichu (Druid)
Kelitha (Shaman)
Lightinfused (Priest)
Healem (Priest)
Ethum (Druid)
Galliance (Paladin)


Healer WL*:
Aditu (Shaman)
Tomiko (Shaman)
LunÌsa (Druid)
Palanka (Paladin)
Adicia (Shaman)

Melee (8/8):
Plarebear (Druid)
Athena (Warrior)
Banhxeo (Paladin)
Lurtis (DK)
Pwnapple (DK)
Shadowshammy (Shaman)
Winze (Rogue)
Zoelric (Paladin)

Melee WL*:
Pwnapple (DK)
Beresamela (Warrior)
Aditu (Shaman)
Malfaus (Paladin)

Ranged DPS (9/9):
Kooqu (Warlock)
Hollabackgrl (Mage)
Mvpplaymaker (Warlock)
Purejuice (Shaman)
Swsj (Priest)
Animalz (Druid)
Mooq (Druid)
Bigbellynely(Hunter)
Plopt (Mage)

Ranged WL*:
Weird (Mage, log out in PvE or I can't tell if ur pve gear is good enough!)
Tomiko (Shaman)
Siriaun (Hunter)
Dinkyboinker (Mage)

* note: If you are not a regular with this group, I put you directly on the waitlist until friday, when I usually fill in the openings to make the group complete.

NOTE: THIS RUN IS NO LONGER WLPH SANCTIONED. YOU CAN USE OUR FORUMS AND OUR VENT, BUT DON'T COME WHINING TO US IF SOMEONE NINJAS SOMETHING OR MAKES FUN OF YOUR RACIAL HERITAGE. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

--THE MANAGEMENT



Know ALL fights on Normal and HARD MODE! We are doing Morrowgar, Lootship, Rotface, Festergut, Blood Princes, Blood Queen, and Dreamwalker on HM!

Invites start at 5:55pm. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

LOOT WILL NOT BE LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL, EXCEPT FOR BOE ITEMS.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Badge T9 gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 7k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING SHIT WHERE YOUR DPS MATTERS.

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Also adding this in... SIGN UP AS INDIVIDUALS! I'm not doing package deals. If I can fit all and it works for the raid, then consider yourself lucky. If you won't go without your friends, then I'll find others that can go. We are here to down LK, not cater to your cliqueish bullshit.



Tanks (2/2):
Allolle (Paladin)
Fluwoeb (DK)

Tanks WL:
Moribund (DK)
sÆxypants (Warrior)


Healers (6/6):
Miawolf (Priest)
Balmung (Paladin)
Keca (Druid)
Stacey (Disc)
Aditu (Shaman)
Hairpie (Druid)

Healer WL:
Palanka (Paladin)

Melee (8/8):
Darkseer (Shaman)
Momocow (Paladin)
Nedias (Rogue)
Mylittlepwny (Rogue)
Sozie (DK)
Ploopt (Warrior)
Muzin (Warrior)
Cerer (Druid)

Melee WL:
Beresamela (Warrior)
Mongall (Shaman)
Konjurer (DK)

Ranged DPS (2/9):
Sabereynn (Mage)
Khrystene (Druid)
(Mage)
(Warlock)
(Warlock)
(Shaman)
(Hunter)
(Priest)
(???)

Ranged WL:



* note: If you are not a regular with this group, I put you directly on the waitlist until friday, when I usually fill in the openings to make the group complete.

For the subject line, please include your MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME that you are applying to join with, the CLASS YOU INTEND TO RAID WITH, and current server, ONLY if you are not currently on Scilla.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

Age: 21
Gender : Male
Time Played: 102 days, 66 @ Level 80, 140 Days total across all toons
2 1/2 years of real time.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

Lolzkin - Restoration Druid, experience healing 11/12 HM icc 25

3. Armory link use this code only for your main since this code may be used just once per page!
Code:
[recruit loc="us,norgannon"]electriceye[/recruit]

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:

Heroic 25 Suarfang (no bleed buff, effective 666 dps loss)

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/upbw ... 297&e=4479

Heroic Rotface 25 (i don't cleave little oozes)

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/nn44 ... 716&e=5900

Heroic 25 Professor (my worst fight due to high movement)

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/upbw ... 291&e=9628

Heroic 25 Lord Marrowgar

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/nn44 ... 427&e=2575

Heroic 25 Sindragosa

http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/nn44 ... 97&e=15525


5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

Fortuna Juvat 7/12 Reg icc 25 -Disbanded due to poor attendance
Blind Fate - 8/12 HM icc 25 - Left to do no progression or attempts at progression after 8/12 was achieved.
DG - 11/12 HM icc 25 - Disbanded due to officers being fed up with crap attendance.

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I can make

Sunday : Full Time
Monday : Full Time
Tuesday : Full Time
Wednesday : Full Time
Thursday : Night Class till 9

I am apping because I would only be missing at best an hour of raids a week. While I am looking for a guild that is finishing out ICC content, I am also looking for a guild that will be raid ready come cataclysm. My night class will end around the same time cataclysm comes out so I will be able to raid full time during the new expansion.

Jackslammer wrote:
It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, two elixirs or flasks, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any cheap gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. In addition you must have two raiding professions levelled high enough for their level 80 benefits, such as 47 sp, 60 stam, 80 ap, etc.

You also must have a decent computer, decent Internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids.

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?



Power Auras - Slam Procs
Quartz - Debuff monitor on targets
quserkey for extra key binds, everything in the SS is keybound they keys are simply not tagged with the letter
DBM - boss timers
omnicc - CD timers
ora2 - for assiting off of tanks
omen 3 - threat management
buffalo 3 - buff bars
chatter - chat box mod
grid - raid monitoring

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

I am looking for a guild that is actively pursing a lich king kill on HM. While it would be nice to get into at 12/12 guild I would actually rather find a good dedicated 11/12 guild so that I can be apart of the progression on him. Your progress on wow progress.com is impressive. I am currently guildless due to the recent disbanding of my former guilds and in the process of apping across many servers and many guilds. I apped to you because your wowprogress.com note expressed interest in melee as well as the fact that your parases and kill dates show that killing heroic lk is a very realistic possibility and I would like to aid in that.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:

16, male, 125 day

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

a fury warrior with full t7,grim toll and dc,good old stuffs

3. Armory link use this code only for your main since this code may be used just once per page!
Code:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scilla&cn=Vvhooya

Jackslammer (Recruitment Info)

4. WOL, WMO, WWS, etc. links and/or other clear indication of your performance in a raid:

http://worldoflogs.com/reports/rt-r5uql ... 521&e=7384
i do 10k+ dps is no prob

5. A history of your previous guild(s)/server(s), their progression, your rank and responsibilities in the guild, and reason(s) for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

illioutionary,Red Army we cleaned 25 heroic mode 10/12

6. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I can

Jackslammer wrote:
It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, two elixirs or flasks, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.

I buring food flasks everything

It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any cheap gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. In addition you must have two raiding professions levelled high enough for their level 80 benefits, such as 47 sp, 60 stam, 80 ap, etc.

my gemming and enchant,profession is all fine,1.4k arpen capped

You also must have a decent computer, decent Internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids.

I have dont worry

7. Post a screen shot of your UI and/or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding?

my UI is ridiculous,hundreads of keybinds.

8. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

I want to seek farther progressions such like light dawn,bane of the fallen king,togc instantly etc also meet new friends =D

Jackslammer wrote:
DISCLAIMER: WHAR LEWTS PLZ HALp is a fun-time guild whose comments and nature thereof can offend individuals if taken personally, and, although we commit to teamwork and never intend to upset a player, it occasionally happens. We can and most likely will be critical of your performance, your gear, your application, your spec, your voice, your gender, your race, your old guild, etc., so we must say if you are easily offended by harsh criticism and/or obscenities. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Well I am sick as fuck. It seems i have caught the flu and will not be doing shit except sitting and drinking chai tea and loading up on drugs until i feel better. Should be good for next week. Gl with H Lk brohans.