5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
Muru was hard as fuck when he came out. Learning that sucked balls. Fucking black ball of death in phase 2 can suck my dick dude. fuck you blizz. Random aggro + strong adds + portals and a ball that tosses you around are you fucking kidding me blizzard.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Death Wish (Cho'gall) - ask about valefore from ataxus who is now in blood legion. I left because the GM is a cockface fat faggot who runs the guild like a nazi general.
Aurora(Mal Ganis) - they are now called vigil. Ask the officers about what kind of healer liariee was. Terrible synergy, it was like asking oil and water to raid together.
Gentleman's club (Korgath) - ask any of the officers how Jaxx was (I played shadow for them at the end of BC). King of guilds, too bad I wanted to play on alliance with my RL friends
Voracity - ask officers how athe was. Holy shit can you say redneck and racist as fuuuuuuuuck
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I've played with some of the best raiders in the US. Coming from Death Wish, to Aurora, to Gentleman's Club, and finally to Voracity, it really does give you a sense what top tier players play like and what they expect. Once you've been in that sort of environment for so long, well then it naturally becomes your home. Hardcore raiding is something i've been around for a very long time now and I am very comfortable with it.
9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
Mouse over macros nigga.
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
Have you seen your fucking website? do you see how hilarious your screenshots are? do you think you are the only ones that understand this type of humor. I saw your guild name and i was like. "what the fuuuuuck?! these guys are bonkers" I saw, I came, I liked. If this was fucking facebook, I'd like it. I think you guys have a good sense of humor. And you guys are good raiders too. so put 2 and 2 together and you got yourself a good time, chea?
WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for 4 hours or less of raiding goodness. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day. We also fully intend to kill Festergut and Putricide, so show up prepared or get out.
Invites start at 6:25. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.
Tally loot system applies.
LOOT WILL NOT BE LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL, EXCEPT FOR BOE ITEMS.
First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Badge T9 gear is good enough, you're WRONG.
IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 7k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING SHIT WHERE YOUR DPS MATTERS.
TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.
5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
Professor Putricide and Blood Queen 25 seemed to be the biggest pains in the ass for Simplicité to kill, because they lacked coordination to an extreme that's never before been seen. Like a dancer with fifteen left feet. Other than that, most Wrath content's been easy. Wasn't around to raid during BC or Vanilla, though I wish I could have.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Absolution (Smolderthorn): Transferred to Scilla under the name Unspoken.
Unspoken (Scilla): Worst group of players EVER.
Murloc Patrol (Scilla): Merged into Dragoran Guard
Dragoran Guard (Scilla): Left to rejoin Absolution leadership
Simplicité (Scilla): Left after leadership left server.
If you really wanna contact someone for a reference, I'm sure Cazzo can provide some information, as well as Kikkoman of Brethren.
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I take my job as a healer rather seriously, and if there's some way I can prevent someone from dying without jeopardizing myself, I'll at the very least try it. I love topping meters, but I realize on certain fights that it's pretty impossible for the class in certain setups, and I won't go out of my way to try in these cases, again, so I don't jeopardize myself.
9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
The only abilities I actively click are buffs and out of combat things of the sort (i.e. shapeshift into tree, out-of-combat rez)
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
Well, to be honest, you're not my first choice. I aimed high and got shot down from Casual for the simple fact that they have too many resto druids (and I likely didn't fit the bill anyway). I'm actually expecting much the same here, but I figure it's worth it if I can get a trial. As a side note, I already realize that my Jewelcrafting isn't up to par yet. I'm actively power leveling it and it will be in an operable range very soon. I also realize that you've already stated in your "WLPH is Recruiting" thread that you don't really need more healing classes besides disc priest.
1. Your age, gender, and time played: I am 24 years old, a guy, and my /played is 132 days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 6 seconds as I type this.
2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly): Not a big alt guy, do not have any.
4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended): I was on leave for a few months, just starting to play again so I have nothing that I can find as of right now from my 25 man experiences.
5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?: Hm...I would have to say the hardest boss that I've ever defeated was probably Felmyst. Just an all around difficult encounter for people to pay attention, but finally getting him down was quite gratifying.
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact: In Vanilla, on Nathrezim, I was in Elysiun as a mage, and saw all the way up through Huhuran in AQ. Then I transferred to Dethecus on my mage, and our guild, Saga, needed a new druid, so I powerleveled him up to 70 during the beginning of SSC/TK so that I would be able to help out the guild. We went all thew way to Sunwell Muru when my computer decided to die on me and I was unable to raid for a bit until I could get a new computer (guess the library at school wouldn't have liked me raiding on their computers). When LK hit, I transferred back to Nath and was in In and Out until it died due to horde transfers, then I went to And My Unicorn Army and raided there until that died. Some unforseen circumstances in my life made me take a 5 month break and now I am coming back and looking to get back into things.
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): I am available any and every night to raid, I know that my gear lacks quite a bit, and I am in the process of regemming my gear as well as picking up new pieces.
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are: Ever since BC I've been looking for a guild that is as competitive as the guild I was in on Dethecus. I was a resto druid back when in BC and leveled up because my guild couldn't seem to find a resto druid that was a good fit on our server. When Lich King came out I switched to feral dps and have been that ever since. I practiced on the target dummies and generally have a competitive drive. My biggest point of pride keeping my feral dps rotation under close watch, and figuring out a way to improve the rotation in certain situations (moving, downtime, etc.) I was a math major in college and have spreadsheets on my other computer of dps rotations and situations and when to use what skill. I think that my level head in a dicey situation, and not getting discouraged is what separates me from the rest. I bring my best on every fight, and do not get upset when I am criticized or am given pointers.
9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER? Attached it to the post...hopefully that is suitable.
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? I am a Nathrezim orphan, and I've seen what you guys do. I like that you guys get in the heads of the competition and push yourselves harder than they do as well. I had a friend rank in your guild and you guys are very motivated as a group, as well as top tier players. I know I am in need of gear/regemming, and I know who I'm applying to. I'm not looking to get into raids right away clearly, but I am looking for a shot somewhere down the road when my gear is fit to compete with your top players. I do look forward to hearing back from you guys, as well as your input. I chose you guys because my current server is full of feral druids, and I see you're in need of one at some point down the road. Thank you for reading.
We will be going at it strong, dont bitch out we bitched out on 0 keeper, I dont want to do the same on Lich King. We'll be able to clear everything but Lich on Tuesday. I am keeping an eye on progression of other guilds so I can kind of gauge where we will be at. I want to kill him before 20% buff if thats the norm for our caliber.
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