1. Your age, gender, and time played:
21 male ... time played way to many account wide but for pally 200 days on this pally.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
pally is the only guy on this server... i have a 80 rogue 80 druid 80 mage on my old server.

3.[recruit loc="us,scilla"]Jleetpaperbag[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
non cuz i fail

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
hogger... to get a serious raid to go down him is really tough everyone thinks im joking

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Brethren(Scilla) - ummm im from azgalor originally came here with some friends cuz they knew people from brethren (also originally from azgalor) if you want a list of guilds ive been on that server i can give them but most of them are fail anyways so it shouldnt matter.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I have no issue making these times.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
i bring pie to raids when i raid and trade punch for sex

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
im bad and just use blizz ui cuz ive used it for so long and am too lazy to learn to make my own ui i use grid for healing and a bunch of random healing mods im pretty simple since i stopped playing so hardcore with updating mods after a big patch it got really annoying.


10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
hi i want to join your amazing guild cuz i like to have fun talk in caps and not get yelled at for just spamming trade with retarded things like lyrics to a song or my love for keylogger or other random things in all honestly im here just to be a random lfg healbot for bgs raids or randoms etc i could careless what people say about me but if youre looking for a paticular class i can play most and know how to play all of mine ive been playing this game way to long not to learn to make my self look like i didnt fuck up even if it was me

inc flame fest GO!

Thank you for considering my application.

DK:
Gemg
Keylogger

Druid:
Squirrel
Hitshade?
Comal
Sovie?
Annysia?

Mage:
Extracrispy
Regolith?

Warlock:
Apruus
Stod

Paladin:
Humiliation
Jackslammer
Tay
Crucible
Nurple?

Warrior:
Abec
Aragon

Rogue:
Omnisydia
Cuno

Priest:
Dangerice
Letholas
Picturemenu

Hunter:
Oni
Krynnyth
Fordelf

Shaman:
Thirdimpact
Darktwig
Zaama

Jackslammer Wrote:HEALING ROSTER
AKA the players I expect to never be saved to ICC 25, have a PvE healing spec, glyphs, set, etc. as well as being willing and able to raid with us Sunday through Thursday 8-12 PM server time. If you want to be added or removed from this list please talk to me in game!

DRUID:
Squirrel

PALADIN:
Crucible
Talith
Jackslammer

PRIEST:
Zsigmond
Aseic
Promethea

SHAMAN:
Darktwig
Zaama
Thirdimpact

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for 4 hours or less of raiding goodness. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day. We also fully intend to kill Festergut and Putricide, so show up prepared or get out.

Invites start at 6:25. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

LOOT WILL NOT BE LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL, EXCEPT FOR BOE ITEMS.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Badge T9 gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 7k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING SHIT WHERE YOUR DPS MATTERS.

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Tanks (0/3):


Tanks WL:


Healers (0/6):


Healer WL:


Melee (0/8):


Melee WL:


Ranged DPS (0/8):


Ranged WL:

THIS RUN IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THOSE WHO SUCK MASSIVE DICKS AT THIS GAME.

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for 4 hours or less of raiding goodness. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day. We also fully intend to kill Festergut and Putricide, so show up prepared or get out.

Invites start at 6:25. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

LOOT WILL NOT BE LIMITED TO ARMOR LEVEL, EXCEPT FOR BOE ITEMS.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Badge T9 gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 4k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING FESTERGUT AND ROTFACE

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Tanks (3/3):
Slaydragons
Jalein
Toto

Tanks WL:


Healers (6/6):
Promewscuous
Plareplane
Nethris
Cadbera
Zallyssa
Zojo

Healer WL:


Melee (6/6):
Everybears
Mentius
Gaybec
Blet
Zweistel
Amerite


Melee WL:


Ranged DPS (10/10):
Booty
Bowowner
Melisa
Bbriguyy
Goldenpiggy
Holla
Leyra
Cari
Boakwan
Animalz

Ranged WL:

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
28, male 63days+ on my dk

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

My main has tank OS and gear
Idrinkburbon – Warlock with decent gear(5.7k gs)

3. Armory links:
Armory

[recruit loc="us,Scilla"]Burbon[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

25 Saurfang
25 Rotface

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:

To be honest I don’t feel as though I’ve been pushed very hard in any particular encounters. If you had to pin me down to one I would say 25 LK has been one of my favs due to raid awareness being key and who doesn’t love seeing big incidental aoe crits on their scrolling combat text from time to time.

I have only a limited amount of raiding restricted to this particular expansion and wasn’t in a raiding guild until TOC. Despite this I have learned to raid in a short period of time in no small part due to my roommate. He was one of the main dks in deathwish and then later raided with blood legion, being a part of their world 1st 10 man LK kill. We play the same class and while he is no longer playing atm I have learned much from him.

I have not come across any encounters I would consider to be too difficult with regard to my own duties in the encounter. This coupled with the fact that most guilds I’ve been in haven’t attempted the encounters until they were nerfed or collected sufficient gear to overcome any of their collective shortcomings.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

You Must Be Critting Me– Scilla
Exodus - Ysondre

I’d like to be in a guild where the officers are more interested in progression and what is best for the guild rather than their own interests. Additionally I found there were a few baddies that were wasting everyone’s time. When I show up to raid and perform I expect everyone else to do the same or at the very least be held accountable.

With regard to my short tenure in Exodus, I was recruited by kripp under a false pretense that I would be ensured a raiding spot. I raided with them for one week and after that was benched. I came to the conclusion they only recruited me to push their other more geared DK to pull what he should have been doing all along and soon found out that they had no intention of keeping me as one of their old dk members wanted to come back to the game soon so I left.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

Those raid times work fine with my schedule

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

I have consistently been regarded by both my peers and myself to be one of the best dks on the server. This is due in no small part to my dmg but additionally it stems from my overall raid awareness, ability to lead when necessary, always being prepared for a raid with full consumables, understanding encounters from multiple different perspectives, and an enthusiastic interest in the thorough and ever evolving nature of my class so that I can play to the best my abilities will allow. I am more interested in what is best for the raid than myself and look at purples as a byproduct of progression, not the other way around.

I am, in a word, obsessive about my performance and am never satisfied, leading me to continually develop my craft and am never too prideful to take advice from anyone and respond quickly. It is very rare that I will ever make the same mistake twice. People mess up and after pushing buttons over and over again we’re all bound to make mistakes, however learning from AND applying that knowledge to your next experience separates those who are successful from those who are not.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?

NO
My UI is always a work in progress
My UI



10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

I’ve heard good things about your guild and would like to be pushed harder than my previous guild in terms of content. Oh, and any guild where I am welcome to slander my fellow man whether he be a nigger, spick, wop, kike, gook, mouly, wetback, etc is a good start. I say fellow man b/c women don’t count and are often, if not always, disregarded.
I look forward to hearing from you.

OMG! YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF BLACKS AND RETARDS IN ONE POST!

BLACKTARDS! HO!

1. Your age, gender, and time played.
18, male, 48 days and 50 min.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
I have a warlock that is currently affliction and destruction(sometimes demon), for my paladin i have decent gear for both ret and holy sets.

3. Armory links (mandatory):
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... cn=Saviorr
[recruit loc="us,SCILLA"]Saviorr[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
The guild used to be in never used logs.

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
I currently know every encounter in the game normal and heroic alike, and from all of them i would have to say the most difficult encounter would have to be, archimonde from back in BC. I think he was the hardest because not one person could die during the entire fight or else it could mean a wipe, also every player had to be alert to avoid fire, and not take fall damage and die.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
I used to be in the guild Soup De Jour and the guild fell apart due to people not showing up to scheduled 25 man raids. As references you can contact valvega, subzerow, xanoras and hinder.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I am able to make all the raids.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
What puts me on top is that as a tank i am alert and ready to pick up adds going wild on the raid, as well as having high threat, so dps should not have to worry about pulling the add or boss off of me and dieing. I always come prepared with plenty of flasks as well as keep some other flasks around with me in case others need some. Being an enchanter and elixer master means i can help the guild out with flasks and enchants.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
I click maybe, one or two spells.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
My reason for trying to join you guys is that, you seem to know what you are doing, if you are getting things done. I also believe that i could help be of assistance in progressing through out future raids.

http://www.worldoflogs.com/rankings/pla ... n_Warrior/

I gquit like last week or something, i'm now top 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRNiuSS894c




it's still processing as of right now, but it's in HD and should be decent quality when it's done.

since lk is such a long fight and p1-2 isn't really anything new/interesting to anyone, i sped up about the first 10 minutes of the fight - so it's all there, just v fast. last 7 minutes or so (starting with slaydragons death) is where it got interesting anyway!

uh, i promise i'll add harvest soul to grid for next week >____>

and forgive my completely nerdy excitement as i apparently felt compelled to share "lol i wrathed at the end" in 3 different channels like a retard

and i had no good reason for using the song i chose.

\o/