Alliance Side:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 8499&sid=1

Horde Side:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 37&sid=1#0

1) 17 Years Old, Male, 100+ days across all my characters

2) Classics is my other character (wouldn't call him an alt because I play them equally), I can go Assassination if necessary but I will have to regem.

3) [recruit loc=us,Scilla]Athrun[/recruit]

4) At the moment I don't have one. But I do 11k dps on Festergut/Saurfang in 25mans.

5) I know all fights and HM's currently in WotLK except the new ICC ones. The hardest encounter I've done was probably Yogg(1) 25m because back during Uld progression it took so much coordination. Lich King fight isn't even as hard.

6) Get Carried is the guild I'm currently in but I always look for better chances at raiding.

7) I can make all of those times with perfect attendance.

8) I spreadsheet all of my gear/gems/enchants so I know what is best to maximize dps. I love topping meters and do it consistently on certain fights. I have extremely good raid awareness and use every single one of my skills on a situational basis (Feint, Dismantle, Cloak)

9) YES I CLICK


10) I've been in this guild since I learned you guys did actual good PuG's back during Ulduar. I like the fact you guys strive for the best and are consistently top 100 US. If you want the best I'm your man.

I keep getting stuck at school with my grps, I don't have finals this year I just have final projects coming up

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931187

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xVXQCr ... textp=fool (might want to disable any youtube userscript/extension to be able to view this)





http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12846...takes-over





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http://xkcd.com/
http://twitter.com/4chan/status/11409083836
http://www.qwantz.com (they changed.... forget it. if you dont know what this comic is you wont get it)
http://www.phpbb.com/community/viewtopic.php?t=2050855
http://www.google.com/google-d-s/promos/storage.html
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more to come as your favorite not involved with wlph in any way person discovers he has been fooled

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1. Your age, gender, and time played:

20, Male, 132 days

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):

- Kupka (resto/elemental - Shammen)
- I have a prot offspec as well, that is pretty geared, can tank 10m ICC with the prot gear, and i know how to play it, very flexible with both specs aswell

3. Armory links (mandatory):

[recruit loc="us,Scilla"]Muzin[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):

- None

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:

Most difficult boss encounter I can think of would be Vanilla Wow; C'thun, because it required everyone to be skilled and concentrating on the fight, you always would be constantly running around doing your objective.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:

Precognition: Guild broke up (Rianne/Sisen)
Simplicite: broke up (Erbohde - however he just transfered)
Soup de Jour: broke up (Velsia/Alchlore/Stabasuaras)

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I can make all raid times with no problems.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

- Topping meters, and following the strategy. I hate fucking up, so i really focus on not being the oddball that wipes the raid.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?



Gonna admit it I used to click my pots, death wish and recklessness, but now I have them all keybinded.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

Just looking for a high progression, constant raiding guild, with good solid fun players, that know how to play, and i got couple friends in the guild.

Doing this from a blackberry but ya