http://www.gamepolitics.com/2010/02/17/ ... d-over-wow

GREEN BUDS AND HASH

Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?

- No I would not in a bong!
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now or later?

- I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- I don't want them now or later.
- I don't want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a joint?
- No I would not, what's the point?

Perhaps you would prefer a puff?
Just have one, that is enough.

- I won't partake, not of a puff,
- Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff!

Would you try a tiny toke?
- No I don't want any smoke!

What if they were vaporized?
- I've told you no a thousand times!

Would you, could you, in a cake?
Or in cookies I can bake?

- I do not want them in a cake,
- Or in cookies you could bake.
- I do not want them vaporized,
- Or other means you have devised.
- I do not wish to try a toke,
- Or otherwise inhale smoke.
- I won't participate in puffs,
- You have asked me quite enough!
- I get no joy from juicy joints,
- I really do not see the point.
- I do not want to use the bong,
- I think that buds and hash are wrong.

In a tincture would you take it?
I could show you how to make it.

- I do not want them in a tincture
- Or in any other mixture!
- I do not want green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
- Why do you care if I try them?
- Will you profit if I buy them?

I offer buds and hash for free,
There is no benefit to me.
Someone said that that you were sick,
green buds and hash might do the trick.
If you find you're getting thinner,
With no appetite for dinner,
Or you suffer from sclerosis,
Epilepsy or neuroses,
For almost all the ills that ail ya,
buds and hash will never fail ya.
Have glaucoma? PMS?
Green buds and hash have much success.
For protection against strokes,
Its best to have some potent tokes.
If your muscles are not dandy,
Try some green bud infused candy.
For migraines, spasms, even cancer,
Green buds and hash provide the answer.
If you are not feeling right,
Then have green buds and hash tonight.

- It's true I am not feeling great,
- My health's been rather poor of late.
- My doctor says that I have ills,
- He told me I should take these pills.
- I cannot even sleep at night,
- I never do feel quite alright.
- I will try green buds and hash,
- I will try them Mister Stash!

Pfffffffffffffft!

- Hey now I am feeling good!
- They worked just like you said they would.
- I have never felt this fine!
- Green buds and hash are quite divine!
- I will bake a green bud brownie,
- Whenever I am feeling frowny.
- I will try them vaporized,
- That technique seems very wise.
- I will take them in a tincture,
- And in every other mixture.
- Perhaps I would prefer to puff,
- And stop when I have had enough.
- I will roll some massive joints,
- And smoke them down to little points.
- I will toke upon the bong,
- I will do it all day long.
- I really like green buds and hash,
- I do enjoy them Mister Stash!
- Thanks for being so insistent
- And for being so persistent.
- My mind and body are improved,
- My spirit also has been moved.
- Though I was told they are a sin,
- Green buds and hash are medicine.
- I'm sorry that I was so hateful,
- Now I know I should be grateful!
- Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash,
- Thank you for green buds and hash!



--Dana Larsen

jk

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
27 years - Male
138 days on my hunter and several days on other alts. Started playing in june 2006.

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
My hunter is Marks, and has Survival as dual spec, both for PvE.

3. Armory links (mandatory): (Not working because of the special character in the name, so I'm including the regular armory link)
My toon's name is Onï
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n=On%C3%AF
[recruit loc="us,Scilla"]On%C3%AF [/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
Yup, there are a few in World of logs, I'm linking the last raid we had (Feb 9th)
http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/rt-m ... 606&e=3847

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
I'd say Mimiron hard mode, that fight required a lot of coordination from the whole raid team, and when people are not paying attention is really easy to wipe the group, but at the same time it's been one of the most fun fights. Also Champions in ToC was a really hard fight because of the burst dmg and CC needed.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
My first raiding guild was Chaos Factors back in Nathrezim, the guild disbanded a long time ago, and then I jumped to a couple more raiding guilds, none of them really hardcore and all those fell apart with faction changes and server transfers, my last one in Nathrezim was Inevitability, and I left because we weren't progressing in ToC nor the first wing of ICC. I applied in Eden here in Scilla and was accepted, so I transferred 4 months ago. Now I'm leaving Eden because the guild is not going to raid anymore, and is becoming a casual guild. For references you can contact Fordelf (hunter class officer in Eden), Serinity or Kathorian - (GMs)

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
It's a great raiding schedule for me, I can make it all those days with no problems and I usually show up for all the raids.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I'm a really dedicated player, I always try to do my best and be prepared, read the forums and use the spreadsheets to get the best possible gear, gems and enchants. Of course I take pride in topping the meters, and I do my best even on trash to do it. I keep learning about my class and try to improve my playstyle and dps, and I'm good accepting constructive criticism or suggestions from good players. I keep reading strategies for bosses and watch videos to be really prepared. I'm a fast learner and always learn from my mistakes so I never make them again. The most important thing is that I'm a good team player and enjoy being part of the guild's success, and that's why I always do my best to keep it up.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
My UI is really simple, I use the default blizzard UI, and for raiding I always have Omen, Bigwigs/DBM, Recount and for some fights Grid just to see the status of other players (like in the Blood Queen fight).
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt33 ... 203843.jpg


10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
I've known WLPH since they started back in Nathrezim and it's been always really fun and constantly one of the top guilds. I'd really like to join a guild that keeps progressing through the game's end content properly and at the same time having fun while doing it. I'm pretty sure that WLPH will keep clearing the game constantly and I want to be a part of it if you guys accept me, and I will committ being a dedicated raider you can count on all the time.

1. Your age, gender, and time played:
27,Male 62 days 19 hours played (at 80- 49 days 1 hour)

2. List any alts and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY (your main should be able to respec and play any spec on the fly):
I have an 80 hunter I never play and who is not geared.

3. Armory links (mandatory): http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... &cn=Tilley

[recruit loc="us,scilla"]Tilley[/recruit]

4. Any WWS or WMO links or other clear indication of your performance in a raid (recommended):
This was the best I could find (dps is my off spec) but this fight I held my own with my decent dps gear. http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/c0i5 ... 00&e=11064

5. We are a raiding guild and are usually in the top 100 guilds in the US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL encounters and hard modes currently in game! In your opinion, what is the most difficult boss encounter you have ever defeated and why?:
I think for me so far it was 10 man yogg as I was dps which was my off spec and it was a fairly long fight with a lot going on, (portals to brain etc.) for tanking I would say togc 10 man anub (prolly 25 if I could get there) although I don't think anub is hard but to date it had a lot going on for me as a tank with phase 3 and the off tank dead it got intense.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving, also include any references we may contact:
Ohnoes guild. Scilla. I was kicked out because I was told there was no spot for me. I went away on vacation for 3 weeks and posted on the forums over a month in advance and even talked about it with the guild leader and officers (it was not an issue) but I was the 3rd tank in our 25 man group and when I returned a new tank was recruited and most likely there to take my spot. My first raid after vacation I was placed on stand by and the next day I was kicked. When I asked the Guild Leader why I was kicked he said there was no longer a spot for me. you can talk to anyway in ohnoes.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Tuesday through Thursday, during progression we will raid Sunday and Monday as well starting at 8 ST and ending when all encounters are defeated. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):

I can make all times unless an emergency arises like I die.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:

I believe what separates me from the rest is my ability to react. With tanking things happen and we have to be flexible and also react to what is happening with the raid and the boss. We need to be able to forget about the past.. (previous wipes etc..) we need to trust the heals will be there and use our cooldowns properly.

9. Post a screen shot of your UI or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding. ARE YOU A CLICKER?
http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy19 ... 205120.jpg

DBM, AGUF, ICE HUD, DIGITS,OMEN,RECOUNT,ELKANOS, MIKS SCROLLING COMBAT TEXT, TANK WARNINGS. I am not a clicker I use a Logitech G13 gamepad so my key bindings will look funny to you. (it has a joystick which allows me to move and strafe as needed)

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?

From what I can tell you are one of the top guilds (if not the top) on the scilla server and I want to be the best.Also I am currently Horde and Horde is pretty bad.. and all the decent horde guilds are full on tanks.. and there is only one horde in the top 5 on scilla as of today.. enough said.
thanks for taking the time and considering my app

Tilley

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for a full clear in 3 hours or less. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day. We also fully intend to kill Festergut and Putricide, so show up prepared or get out.

Invites start at 7:45. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Naxx gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 4k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING FESTERGUT AND ROTFACE

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Tanks (0/3):


Tanks WL:

Healers (0/6):


Healer WL:


Melee (0/8):


Melee WL:

Ranged DPS (0/8):


Ranged WL:

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for a full clear in 3 hours or less. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day. We also fully intend to kill Festergut and Putricide, so show up prepared or get out.

Invites start at 6:15. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Naxx gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 6k) YOU WILL BE KICKED, BECAUSE WE WILL BE KILLING FESTERGUT AND ROTFACE

TIER TOKENS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WITH TIER ITEMS READY TO BE UPGRADED.

Tanks (3/3):
Goku(War)
Forumpost(Paladin)
Fey(Druid)

Tanks WL:
Classics
Toto
Blitzkrieg


Healers (5/6):
Goldenpiggy
Pleept
Thoradai
Nethris
Darktwig

Healer WL:
Pleept

Melee (9/9):
Eklo
Grenda
Everybears
Muertepeluda
Gaybec
Toadles
Eeii
Amerite
Lighten


Melee WL:
Robsmash
Roflburger



Ranged DPS (7/7):
Cari(SPriest)
Sunlance(Boomkin)
Oni(Hunter Trial)
Javelin(Mage Trial)
Noe(Mage)
Vier(Hunter)
Myndore(LOCK SUP)


Ranged WL:
Rificz

I know a lot of people never had the chance to really get this, or were just this one achievement away from glory of the raider and wanna give us and/or our alts a chance at one of the best titles in the game .

Requirements are: You have to have Undying or Immortal on one of your toons already, alt or main idc. Or you have every Naxx 25 achievement other than this one. I just need a confirmation that you have thorough knowledge of the fights.

Were only gonna bring around 15-18 people for this, the less the better.

If you're interested, are of the calibur and meet the requirements feel free to sign-up.

Note that this run does conflict with Lorake's earlier run, so if you are going to his do not sign up for this one please.

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed to clear as much as we can in 3 hours or less. The goal is to kill up through Rotface/Festergut/Princes. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m.

Invites start at 7:45. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me later, I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Naxx/Ulduar gear is good enough, you're WRONG. If you are dps, you should be able to consistently pull 7k+ dps.

Tanks (0/3):


Tanks WL:

Healers (0/6):






Healer WL:

Melee (1/8):
Røj - Rogue






Melee WL:

Ranged DPS (0/8):







Ranged WL: