http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926452

1. Do you have two raiding professions that have been leveled to an appropriate point?
Yes, I have Jewelcrafting, and Enchanting.
2. Is your gear enchanted and gemmed properly?
Yes
3. If you are not a scribe, do you have Sons of Hodir reputation leveled to exalted?
Yes
4. Is your spec well-researched, does it reflect a good knowledge of your class, and does it make sense for your role in a PvE raid?
Yes it does. I check mage forums just about everyday to see if anything has changed for mage specs\gems.
5. Do you have appropriate raid experience for our progression level? (If you don't, you'll want to provide good reasons why you don't, and why you think we should consider you anyway).
I have cleared everything, other than 25 Heroic ToC. I have gotten up to Anub on 25 Heroic. But other than that I have good experience with all the other content and I read up on all new content\raid encounters that are being released.
6. If you are asked questions about your spec/gemming/enchanting choices and/or have additional information requested about your raid experience, will you be able to answer?
Yes I will be. Also, I will take any advise on specs\gemming for my gear.

ALONG WIF ME BITCHES

but back to the point

what should i download to watch on my new 50in tv??

WLPH Now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed to clear this shit dick instance in 2 hours. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

Tally loot system applies.

YOU WILL GET TALLIES FOR THE FOLLOWING OFFENSES -
Being a dumbass

More to be added based on dumb mechanics that no one should fail to.

For the most part it will be first come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. However i will take close friends over pugs i do not know if the pug is late to signing up so sign up as soon as possible. I will be gear checking now, since some people are still not pulling their weight on dps meters and cost us kills.


Tanks (0/2):




Healers (1/6):
window

Melee (3/9):
fey
cahn
everybears

Range DPS (0/8):


Waitlist

Hosting a 10 man ICC.
No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

Invites start at 4:45 PM. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Naxx gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 3.5k) YOU WILL BE KICKED
Tanks (1/2):

Wumpy

Healers (1/2):
Loki

Melee (1/3):
Grenda

Ranged DPS (1/3):
Doomstorm

WLPH now hosts a Regular 25m ICC aimed for a full clear in 3 hours or less. This is aimed to take WLPHers who didn't make the main raid's normal clear as well as PuGs who are only interested in ICC 25m. No suck - we can't wipe to your stupidity all day.

Invites start at 8:45. If you are late or afk, don't expect your spot will be held. We may still need you, but if your spot has been filled, too bad. We aren't going to sit there and wait for you to log in or get on the right character. Even if you whisper me I may miss your tell because I get a ton of whispers during invites.

Tally loot system applies.

First come, first serve, best skilled get the slots. I will be checking gear and if you think Naxx gear is good enough, you're WRONG.

IF YOU PULL LOW OR CRAP DPS (below 3.5k) YOU WILL MOST LIKLEY BE KICKED

Tanks (0/2):


Tanks WL:

Healers (0/6):





Healer WL:

Melee (1/8):
Grenda - Rogue






Melee WL:

Ranged DPS (0/9):







Ranged WL:

Age, Gender, /played.

• 21, Male, 211 days 23 hours on Dayreon.

• Main's off-spec
  Dayreon, Shaman - Elemental
  - 4pc Elemental 232.
  - Hash mix of elemental/reso gear.
  - ~5k dps self-buffed @ target dummy.
  
  Alts
  Khyrsa, Death Knight - Blood Tank.
  - 2pc 245/2pc 232 (4pc)
  - Typically tanks alt 25s, 10s, and Heroic 10s.

• [recruit loc="us,Scilla"]Dayreon[/recruit]
  Khyrsa
  Your scripting doesn't allow multiple recruit tags.

• l Serenity l's World of Logs Combat Parse
  I run the Serenity WoL parses. The parses that are there, are the nights I was there (the nights we raided, basically). Sometimes I'm elemental.

• I am updated on strategies for all current hard-mode encounters, and have personally faced and/defeated every boss from Molten Core to Icecrown save hard-mode Twins and Anub. My achievements do not reflect Sunwell as I have not been back inside the instance to get the achievement, since it did not carry over after the expansion hit.
  
  Pre-nerf, Mimiron hard-mode is probably the most difficult boss to date I've encountered. Aside from that, Ouro would probably be next on the list. There was great satisfaction when that bitch finally died.

• I have resided on Scilla for approximately 3-4 years. In that timespan, I have been in a very small amount of noteworthy guilds:
  
  Vendetta
  Shaman Class Leader.
  Cleared all Burning Crusade content, Karazhan to Black Temple, as a "top" progression guild (around the last quarter or two of BC, many of the upper end guilds ended up transferring off, leaving us as "the best horde guild" by default. I refrain from calling the guild such. We did push progression pretty well. The guild ended up collapsing after the guild leader, her online boyfriend, and a few officers transferred to Cho'gal. Ironically, it was the same night we got our first Warglaive.
  
  l Serenity l
  Core Raider.
  I ended up in Serenity by means of friends gravitating here. The guild is mediocre in progression, though it's hard to gauge as all the horde guilds on our server are mediocre. I have difficulty justifying leaving this guild to join any of the others, as I feel I'd just be joining just as mediocre of a guild. What's the point? Regardless, I have shown to 80% of the raids, collected my DKP, and very rarely spent it. The leadership is very lackluster, and I'm looking for a new home. I feel the amount of dedication I put forth isn't justified by the progression we make. I'm looking to raid in a tier where I will feel comfortable, rather than irritated. Scilla's alliance side, and your guild, have what I'm looking for.

• I work retail. My schedule can change on whim, whenever the managers get pissed off and feel like pissing me off. Typically, I work an 8-5 (Central) job, with two weekdays off, which are normally scheduled as raid days. Based on what's "typical", I can make all raid days. Sometimes there's an exception. If so, it's always informed of an enormous time in advance.

• I sort of touched on this a few paragraphs ago. It's been almost a year since I've raided with a raid team that puts forth an amount of effort equivalent or greater than I do. It's irritating. Coming with flasks, a stack of fish feasts, and mana potions to last an entire night should be expected, and here.. it's not. I love competition. The healing meters are a great source of competition, and yes, I like being on top. People argue the healing meters mean nothing, and I can digress against it. Point is, without competition, you don't have a good reason to push yourself to be as good as you can be, and that's where I stand - always improving, always conquering. I've played this shaman a total of four years, and I'm happy to say I've got it down to an art. I've strayed away from reading theorycrafting because I've begun to notice that, without reading hour and hours worth of material and making the judgments I feel are right for my class and raid environment, I usually end up doing exactly what the numbers end up crunching out to. And with that, I feel a sense of security and confidence that I clearly know my class, inside and out.

• - X-Perl, custom made kgPanels, Bartender, Recount.
  - I use TotemTimers to monitor Earth Shield charges, time on my Earthliving Weapon, time left on my Ankh, and timers on Totems in general. (Central and Right top bars)
  - I use Tell Me When to monitor when Riptide and Nature's Swiftness are off cooldown. (2-button bar to left of totems).
  
  

• Pretty much have answered this question over the course of the last questions, though I will say one of the deciding factors for apping to you is one thing in particular: longevity. You've been around for a long time, and you've got a lot to show for it. As much of a clusterfuck your website appears to be, it's got a lot of memories, I'm sure, and a lot of proof that you've been-there-done-that. I'm impressed by that.
  
  
  And with that, I appreciate your time in reviewing my app. Any questions or comments, I'll be checking back often to answer. Thanks again.

OK LISTEN THE FUCK UP. THIS IS TO FINISH THE ULDUAR DRAKE ACHIEVEMENTS, OVER TWO DAYS.


Some Info:
I will set the raid to be a fairly solid comp, not just 9 mages or 9 paladins. I will be checking gear next Sunday, at which I will determine whether or not your shit is geared enough and you have the experience to do this. I have final say, no bitching. I will not make exceptions for shit, because all I want is a clean, fast achievement run.


Day 1 - Keepers, General, Yogg
Day 2 - Keepers, General, Yogg, what's left

WHAT THE FUCK IS EXPECTED OF YOU -
You are geared.
You are a main raider of either WLPH, Brethren, Casual, Eden, or any other TotGC 25m quality guild. (I CAN SEE YOUR RANK IN ARMORY)
You know all the general abilities of the hard mode fights.
NO FRIENDS RANKS.

Spots will be very specific. When you sign up, make sure you specify what roles you can fill. First come, first serve on those who can fill the roles accordingly. Make sure you say your main if you wanna come on a geared alt.

I'M ONLY GOING TO DO THIS ONCE, THEN SUCKS TO BE YOU.




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Healer (Pally) -
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Healer (Priest) -
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Healer/DPS - Thoradai(SUP HERE)
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Range DPS -
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Range DPS -


Melee DPS -
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Waitlist -

   




I BAKED ONE FOR YOU.
BUT I HAD TO EAT IT MYSELF.
YOUR FIANCE WOULD HAVE BEEN JEALOUS IF I FED IT TO YOU.