GUILD BANK:
You dont have to donate shit. We GIVE you what you need if we deem it valid. Send an ingame mail to Abec if there is something that you see that might be of use to you. This is most likely going to be Abyss Crystals, dont worry I hand them out all the time all you have to do is ask.

Leadership:
We really dont have a clear line of leadership, Class officer, Officers, GM, I try to consider us all on the same level. A class leader is going to decide who to bring if we have too many of a certain class and they will also convey to me if there is something that that class needs. Officers are more of a council to the entire guild. ALL MEMBERS INPUT IS CONSIDERED VIABLE so do not think your voice doesn't matter if you're only a raid member. There is however a time and a place, try not to interrupt a strat or someone else talking ( cough the raid leader ).

Raid Spots:
These are given on a first come first serve basis and also based on ability. Raid members normally have prio over everyone else unless they show up 20 minutes late to a raid with no warning. KEEP IN MIND, this doesnt mean they are in trouble, we don't mind people being late or not showing up, but we'd like to know before hand so we can fill a spot or wait for you.

Forums:
We only have two forums, so dont worry there is no hidden forums that you dont have access to. We like to keep our forums open to the public. We might add a officers forum again -_-.

Make sure you have the latest build. Will go over boss fight mechanics in here after raid.

Make sure you have the latest build. Will go over boss fight mechanics in here after raid.

ALOT OF PPL SEEM TO HAVE TWO OPTIONS THEY CAN BRING. I'LL MODIFY THIS SO THAT IT WORKS OUT THE BEST BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME. IF YOU ARE IN GUILD AND WOULD LIKE TO GO, PLEASE SIGN UP. I HAVE NO OTHER WAY OF KNOWING IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON COMING OR NOT.

IF YOU'RE ON THE WAITLIST ATM THAT SURE AS FUCK DOESN'T MEAN U WON'T BE COMING. A LOT OF PEOPLE SUCK AT SHOWING UP.

This is the post for the sign-ups to the 25-Naxx run hosted by WLPH. Due to the large demand from both people's alts and PUGs, sign-up for each week will be posted for all WLPH and PUGs to sign up for. People who sign up are expected to show up at 7:45 server time, when invites start. INVITES WILL NOT START EARLY. Those who are not ready for invites at 7:45, be it whatever reason, will be skipped for those on the wait list. Goal is to have the first pull start at 8PM server.

With that being said, here is the current list:

Tanks (3/3):
Röj - Prot Warrior
Blitzkrieg - Prot Warrior
Shadowygrave - DK

Tanks WL:

Healers (3/6):
Dehuene - Resto Druid
Faethe - Resto Druid
Sabelass - Holy Pally



Healer WL:

Melee (8/8):
Cahn - Rogue
Hellbite - Rogue
Lonaar - Rogue
Ploopt - Arms Warrior
Erîc - DK
Arilith - Feral Druid
Milhaodolare - DK dps
Trianni - Fury Warrior

Melee WL:


Ranged DPS (7/8):
Aspiration - Hunter
Lexea - Lock
Danielcraig - Lock
Wildmuffin - Boomkin
Suin - Boomkin
Leanas - Ele Shaman
Crazyd - Ele Shaman

Ranged WL:


Loot Rules:
1 Tier Item Limit per person.

Tally System:
For each fuck up during a boss fight and for each item you take, you receive a tally. Offspec gear counts as half a tally. Main Specs > Offspecs. If there are multiple people who want an item, the person who has the least amount of tallies will get it, with the tiebreaker being the roll value. This will guarantee the item spread for people who show up to the runs. All people attending will start with 0.

Construct Wing is always first, and poor DPS/bad healing will be removed from raid by the end of Construct Wing. BE READY TO NOT SUCK.

Invites will be done with a priority based on previous WWS performances and our general knowledge of your play.


For my reference:

Shadowygrave - No show
Dehuene - Late
Faethe - No show
Trianni - No show
Aspiration - Late
Lexea - No show
Suin - No show

I'm making a random quote generator for the page, and i need some of our quotes:

Can we move the boss away from the water?
-On our first night of Archimonde attempts, after having people thrown into the water which silences, Abec decides to move the boss and gives a quick overview of the raid positioning changes. 5 seconds later after the discussion Skillzndrillz asks if we can move the boss away from the water.

We got this guys!
-Shinji starts going nuts over vent at 20% on Kael Thas indicating we are about to kill him, veteran raiders are immediately pissed off as we know anything can happen to wipe the raid.

Like i clicked the soulstone but like it rez'd me outside.
-Knowing that Shinji would probably eat a bomb on Void Reaver we Soul Stone'd him, he died before 90%, we all laughed and said good thing we gave him a soul stone, however, he clicked release and it sent him outside.

I know you know I know what i know, bitch.
-After Shinji failed to use his tear and face planting multiple times on Archimonde Benu flips out on him for being a bad player and Shinji returns with this ingenious conundrum of a retort.

Your big ass jew nose blocked your wasd keys and you died to a void zone?
-In Naxx 10 man, Abec calls out Lawlerbation and his inability to move away from the obvious Void Zones ( blue ) on Sarthaion 3 drakes having died 3 times on the same kill.

Good post, keep it up.
-This is a mock to the post made by Silent Affliction member talking trash about Zoia.

MISDIRECTS, MORE MISDIRECTS PLEASE!
-During BC era raiding, Ecthelion would ask for many misdirects due to low threat generation, however we had to inform him there was a 2 minute cool down on the ability.

Pull your asses out of your heads!
-Quote originally from Zefiel in AoTR during a AQ40 raid of wiping on trash. This has become a common vernacular during touchy raids to wake people up.

You cant do this with 3 paladins.
-Its impossible to do ZA with 3 paladins, according to Ilya

Eat up my lil piggies!
Eat up my lil fishies!
-Yelled on vent by the infamous Crazyd when he drops a feast for the raid.

That fuckin' bitch pulled half the fucking Council trash.
-This was said by Abec during a routine Black Temple clear, Maymays asianly walked into a group of mobs and pulled a bunch of trash we normally bypassed.

Please, some of us have jobs.
-Indicated by Twildorf when it was stated that we would continue raiding even though it had been 3 hours.

You know what abe, fuck you and fuck your guild.
-Stated by Tactii in his rage during a Black Tempe run against Bloodboil, his gquit promptly ensued

This isn't rocket surgery.
-Voke's awesomeness crafted this.

Pulling in 5... 4... 3... oh shit, go.
-After a ready check on the Twins in Sunwell, Abec countdowns the pull, he jumps to indicate the tempo for the countdown, however he was to close to the end of the ledge and it made him fall off aggroing the boss, he attempted to play it off as if this was normal.

I never misloot.... shit... open a ticket.
-Commonly stated by Abec as he was the master looter for all of BC and most of Naxx in WotLK. Normally a misloot would follow right after which would require tickets.

Got it.
-This would indicate if Abec was able to reach the next Void walker on M'uru in Sunwell, it started with "I can get it" and was eventually shortened to "Got it." after many attempts.

I'm skateboarding on the bushes
-Abec's excuse as to why he would always get stuck behind the bushes in Sunwell, he would need someone to stand near him so he could intervene back out our needed a summon in some cases.

Don't use heroism unless I yell at you
-Abec yelling at shamans (started with pleept) due to random uses of heroism on bosses and popping the ability at the same time as other shamans wasting one of the uses.

What's the lore behind <insert any boss her>
-Commonly used to get Abec to talk for 10 minutes on useless lore. Aragon and Furly have been added into the mix.

I thought they were us.
-Abec in his many nights of raid leading finally lost it as he was running up towards the end of Kalecgos trash thinking it was clear, one of the trash mobs looked like Icet ( a shadow priest in guild ) and Abec accidentally pulled them and died, then stated the above comment.

Not even JK.
-Commonly used by Abec to indicate he is serious and not being sarcastic.

"Sup, [insert name or title] here."
-Originally used by Abec in Servants of Aman Thul to let everyone know he was online and ready to tank heroics.

Buckle down.
-After tired of using the phrase "focus" Abec looked up a thesaurus entry and "buckle down" became the new phrase.

There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 4448&hl=en

P-I-N. K-B-E. R-R-Y. PINKBERRY!
-The ultimate max focus song, this was played before our Alliance side first M'uru kill on Nathrezim by Grady.

"I'll take a Number 3 and a burrito."
-Abec's order at Taco Bell.

Push M'uru! FUCKING PUSH M'URU! ...SHIT STOP DOTS, STOP DPS! DON'T PUSH TO ENTROP!
-In the many nights it took coordinating the dps to learn when to push M'uru to death and when to stop as there is only a 8 second window, this would be yelled on vent.

Spirit is for gays.
-Alyse referring to how all classes that use spirit for mana return are 'gay'.

We've got 4 fucking mages and 1 sheep!
-BC raiding with mages was terrible, we would commonly bring 3 - 4 mages, and we'd at the most have one sheep up at any given time.

Ploopt taunting demon.
-Ploopts mic was terrible, he needed pop filterin front of it as every time he would let the raid know he was taunting the demon on Kalecgos, everyone got a blast of super distortion.

I kick every time its up.
-Souperigo letting everyone know that he is kicking every time its up on Reliquary of Souls.

Is that mob using a sonic spear?
-I believe this was though of by Nizate, it is used to reference when mobs are using items that drop from other bosses.

Are these the mobs that you can two man?
-Another Abec failure after he saw a video online how to two man trash in Black Temple, he kept indicating which mobs you could two man, only getting it right when all other choices were exhausted.

If it crits it crits.
-Used by Starathis as a reason to why his dps was always so random.

Flank them!
-Vokes strat for Mount Hyjal which consisted of him solo running at trash from all sides.

1 rogue is like 4 mages.
-I dont remember exactly, but basically this was said on vent as to why our dps was low, the next attempt on the boss we were doing the dps was 4 times as high from the one rogue as it was for the mages.

The mount dropped!
-Farming 3 drake sarth every week, Voke is amused that we get a mount to drop every time.

Yeah, but she has two piece tier 5
-This is a reference as to why Maymay's would always out dps our full tier 6/sunwell geared mages on dps boss fights.

Is that mini on lawler?
-This also translate into other usage such as "Is that xxx on xxx". This originated from Mininolan logging on Lawlerbation to help us during Sunwell progression, the question was asked multiple times as to determine the ability of who was playing on Lawlerbation.

bye sanderz bye
-One dark night Drunkslammer got pissed off and decides to gkick sanderz from the guild for being a douchebag.

It's " Fire ze missles!" not "Fire le missles".

1. Your in-game name (and alts): Emox

alt = Ballaird lvl 80 dk

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY: Paladin, spec 50/0/21, maxed fishing/herbing/alchemy/FA, i havve a full spec for ret,and im building a prot set, i also have a pvp ret and holy set (both 3/5 deadly 2/5 hateful)

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref): http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... lla&n=Emox , it shows my pvp gear atm

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (Vanilla WoW, TBC, Wrath [List All]): I've cleared EVERYTHING IN GAME EXCEPT Sunwell

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving: P R I S M

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday, if you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): i can def make thoes times

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are! well i'm never late for raids, i always show up prepared for raids, i can always stay for the whole raid. i always try my best and i don't bitch if i don't get loot ( like loot matters anyway)

1. Your in-game name (and alts): Nolo

2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY: Resto Druid. I have decent feral and boomkin sets, but if I'm not resto, I would probably only feel comfortable raiding as boomkin.

3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... lla&n=Nolo

4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
http://wowwebstats.com/6ino6klrglabk?m

5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (Vanilla WoW, TBC, Wrath [List All]): I started playing the game during BC so I really didn't do any of major raiding until WotLK. However, since then I have done pretty much everything.

6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving: Ridiculously Goodlooking was my previous guild. However, they folded due to internal conflicts about the direction of the guild. I left because the guild as a whole decided to disband.

7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday, if you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying): I don't see a reason why I wouldn't be able to make your raid times.

8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are! I have am OCD about keeping meters full. I consistently beat the other healers in the raid. I am a student of my class and really enjoy being a resto druid.

9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N? N, I am not a clicker. I use X-perl, Recount and DBM.

10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there? When my guild decided to disband I looked at the site "wow progress" to determine what would be the best guild to join. Many of the top raiding guilds are full on resto druids, but luckily, I am told by Jackslammer that you could use a good one. I have checked out your website and I like your style. You seem to be a serious raiding guild that also likes to have a good time.

11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy). I show up on time, ready to play.

12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation? I use it when needed.

Just a heads up in case anyone misses me.
I wont be around for raids Tuesday and Thursday (if anything is happening on the ptr) of this coming week. Fuck work.

seeing furly in all the new pics is pissing me off. gkick now