Bottom of the bottom this week

[Firecrest]

Nothing puts the joy in a joy ride quite like tweaking the police. A Porsche 911 stolen from a high-end dealership in Salem, N.H., turned up spinning donuts in a parking lot in Methuen, Mass. -- the police station parking lot. And not once, but twice. A cruiser gave chase the second time, but lost the faster 2003 sports car as it headed into nearby Lawrence.