WLPH WORKOUT

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

3 different girls have given me their number without me asking, but I still havent managed to bed any of the fine lasses yet.

[abecx]

Why not? You're funny, have good intentions, and always come in and top damage meters. Get 'em already.

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Because its more fun being a 22 yr old virgin, DUH BRO!

[Crazy Diana]

problem found: lawlers balding

[jackslammer]

Because its more fun being a 22 yr old virgin, DUH BRO!

[Kaistine]

3 different girls have given me their number without me asking, but I still havent managed to bed any of the fine lasses yet.

Did you contact any of them after acquiring their numbers?

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

..wait you are supposed to call them?

WELL FUCK

the first isnt interested any more
2nd was a fat drunk chick
3rd I am currently talking to and am trying to lay.

[Sanderz]

Weightlifting can't fix a 4 inch penis. Sorry Tony.

[Hitshade]

Do something about the haircut. Oh and get some fucking tattoos, bitches love tattoos.

Also... just fuck the fat one. I mean, why not? Fat chicks need love too. Unless they're scabby, smelly, cottage cheese kinda fat chicks. They can just move to the bible belt and fuck all the other gigantic lard assed, god loving, ignorant, fried butter eating fucktards. Plus because they're fat they gotta suck dick, which is always a plus.

[Riinuka]

Dude, to be serious for once, props. Looks like you're converting more fat back over to muscle, since your weight is stable. I'm currently trying to get back in shape while I've got some free time, eh.