Hulkhoegan - Wrestler/Rogue

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I now know I should have joined the only guild worth being in, WHARLEWTZPLZHALP, obviously.

I disagree. You lied to get out of a raid by claiming a friend was dying, you belonged in SnD with the other lairs, cheaters and thieves. Boss obviously was a great place for you to end up with the rest of the ninja looters and complete waste of Azerothian space.