Cleverbot is clever

[Crazy Diana]

thoughts so far:

User: What is up.

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: So you arent doing anything.

Cleverbot: I am Alen Turing.

User: Alen turing is dead, you cant possibly be alen turing.

Cleverbot: Yes you master. I am a girl master.

User: Can you rephrase that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Impress me with your words.

Cleverbot: How could I know what would impress you? People are strange.

User: If I were to purchase you how much would I have to spend.

Cleverbot: You would have to love someone who is the same as you.