12-22-2009, 10:07 PM
Kipp Wrote:The Jaded Vet
This is the guy that really shouldn't be in heroics, but is forced to anyway. First he wanted his puppy on the first day, then he needed his frost badges each day after that. He's in 258 gear, head to toe, and earned every single piece of it. He doesn't really need a group to clear the instance; he's just after the teleport. He once gave helpful advice to the other players, but repeating himself 20 times each day lost it's appeal quickly, and the macros he made to explain the fights just made him look like a dick. He then became more and more obsessed with how bad everyone is before completely losing faith in humanity and refusing to speak to pugs ever again. This can be the tank with 65% of the group's damage out, the mage that only autoattacks things because an Ice Lance will pull aggro off the tank, or the healer that has perfected the Holy Paladin FCFS priority.
Sup Firecrest here.