If you want to nigger around with the alpha

[Thorran]

Sup my Goblin has [spoiler]driven a pimp car, driven a pimp car over pedestrians, built an entire city in a split second, escaped an exploding volcano, made Thrall fall in love with him, weed whacked an entire mountainside of ravenous plants into mulch, levitated with flaming rocket boots and used its exhaust to burn goblin zombies alive, and killed both my ex girlfriend's new boyfriend and subsequently my ex girlfriend, all before level 15. Oh also I made a robot shark with a laser on its head to fight a bigger shark.[/spoiler]

Repotted for violating nda.