[Officer: Abec:] "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHARF!?"

[Sharfalma]

After almost 5 years of perfectly secure, virus-free computing life, my machine has somehow managed to become infected with over a dozen trojans and at least 100 separate and unique spyware/adware/malware programs in a single night. When I turned my computer on yesterday I immediately started noticing the issues but I figured a few quick scans/purges and I'd be back in business. Totally wrong. My computer is royally butt-fucked. I'm sending it in for an overhaul and quite possibly a complete drive purge and a fresh install. I have no idea how long it will take to get back and have everything reinstalled if it comes to that, but hopefully it will be before this next raid reset. I don't feel quite as bad since It's not like you guys need me for M'uru or some shit, but I still want to be part of the Whar Lewts family.

Oh, and INBEFOREGAYPORNDOWNLOADINGLOL