E3 HYPE

[Entrapment]

HOW CAN YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THIS

YOU TROLLIN NIG?

Easily. Old-School (aka REAL) gamers know Nintendo has sucked for years. The last decent console Nintendo released was the 64, and even that wasn't impressive compared to what was available at the time. But the damn kids and their soccer moms love the Wii. I'm not saying they don't have good business sense... in a way Nintendo is very much like Apple, in that they produce complete garbage, but people (idiots) eat it up.

GET OFFENDED NINTENDO FAN-BOYS.
OH YEAH, APPLE FAN-BOYS TOO.
YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

I'll agree that since the N64, Nintendo has definitely fallen from their god tier status, arguably even started sucking, but that wasn't what we were talking about at all. Pretty much everything Nintendo talked about at E3 looks fantastic at best, and interesting at least. A new Metroid and (real) Donkey Kong game, a new Kirby game that looks like it's going to be fun, a new Zelda game that's actually taking advantage of the Wiimote, and a new platformer/puzzle game that looks like it's going to have massive worlds that the player can change (Epic Mickey) and a handheld system with fantastic graphics and the ability to be in 3D, a function which appears to actually work well by all the reviews I've read.

Also, calling what Nintendo's been making the past couple of years garbage just because they aren't focusing on your genre of games is just silly.