@Xo

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Fine. After some serious investigative reporting, I have uncovered all the facts and present them here as infallible truth.

One day, in the midst of one of their legendary BangBros gay orgies (why do you think it’s called “BangBros”?), Kipp and Mini were going at it and CrazyD was feeling a little left out. He tried to get a little sucky sucky from Mini, but Mini was all “No. I have to go drive an airplane.” And so CrazyD had to settle for Furly, which made him very mad because, as everyone knows, gnomes are only good for punting and make terrible lovers.

True story.

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