attendance, in general

[Hitshade]

This four month long head+wall bashing we've done on HM LK has not been good for the guild.

It turned me into a raging jackass. Remember when I was an agreeable guy? Remember that time in Ulduar I yelled at Abe during a Thorim attempt? Our relationship has never been the same since. Abe wont hold my hand anymore when we walk down the sandy beaches of Texas during a sunset. Riding horses. He doesn't spoon much now and I think one night he came home and smelled a little like what I imagine a girl smells of. Palmolive. I cant comb his hair anymore. He says I'm too rough and that my mustache tickles ever so slightly. This one time we went to Seaworld and I watched him feed a corn dog to a recently emancipated giraffe. I'm not sure the giraffe was really happy about having eaten meat. Or the fact that there was a small orangutan that appeared to be swinging from his giraffe balls. Its not really important though because this one time in high school I poked a guy in the eye to intimidate him. He was making advances on my girlfriend so I slapped him around a little bit. Anyhow the moral of the story is I enjoy a nice polish sausage.