11-18-2010, 12:18 PM
Firecrest Wrote:Tell me how many thieves your car alarm has caught. Yet there it is, a little flashing light on your dash telling predators to stay the fuck away.
Actually, having spoken to a thief or two on the matter, all a car alarm tells you is that knocking out a window's gonna be a bit noisier, and also that the owner probably has nice things inside. Honestly, when was the last time you heard a car alarm and said, "Oh man, someone's breaking into a vehicle!" instead of, "goddamn noisy motherfuckers" and then not investigating?
Achievements are like the Md after someone's name.
Q: Know what they call a doctor that graduated 800th out of 800 in their class?
A: Doctor.
Q: Know what they call a doctor that graduated 800th out of 800 in their class?
A: Doctor.