TASTIER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Ive been to the store a few times between then and now. I havent seen any decent lettuce to make a salad out of, AND I AINT GONNA LET YOU DOWN WIF JUS SUM SPINACH SALAD OR SOME BULLSHIT ICEBERG.

Also I have been incredibly low funds atm so i couldnt buy ingredients if I wanted, so ive resorted to trying to coyly coax my mother into crusading for the ingredients without letting her know what im making SO I CAN EAT IT ALL.