09-19-2011, 11:43 AM
That is not an acceptable answer, those games are always about cartoons getting it on. The Payboy Mansion game (The Sims rehash) is the closest I've ever seen, and they don't even blow you. I want some Deus Ex style Playboy Mansion game.... knock a tooth out with your dick? No problem! Also, free nipple clamps when you pre-order!
