Furly I have a question about the Olympics

[Talith]

That's because American football is the logical equivalent of driving a car into a wall at 100mph for no apparent reason.

There's something awesome about living in a country that can look at the world's sport and be like, "Nope. We're doin' it this way."

Jelly?

I bet you think the same about using imperial units while the rest of the world just laughs at you.