What does this wlph-ism mean

[Benjaminy with the tight butt]

Yeah i joined that vent channel today, I could literally taste the virgin in the air. wouldnotreturn/10 Wasn't fun

u scared

I wouldn't say I was scared.

But there was times I did fear for my life, Luckily I have transcended into such a powerful raw natural being that I was able to break free of the cheeto bindings and touch the hands of god ( the disconnect button)