It almost makes pandas look cool.

[Firecrest]

there isnt even a launch event for mop. blizz has given up

Yeah. I was really surprised when I found that one out. The part where GC talks about why there's no event was particualrly awesome. It basically boiled down to, "Well, we thought about doing this great big sea battle event that would have been really cool, but it sounded hard - so we did nothing instead."