07-06-2014, 06:33 PM
Barantos Wrote:BTW what is it like only being able to live off the smell of your own farts?
Dear Randy Ustianowski,
Since you're quite the eproctophile, I thought I'd ask you a question regarding your realm of expertise. How does beer cheese soup affect your bowels? Does the massive measurements of Milwaukee's Best deliver diarrhea, or does the vast volume of Velveeta cause constipation? Or is it that the backwoods cheeseheads have had a stroke of ingenuity and somehow balanced out the terribleness of their two favorite foodstuffs? I really must know.
Your super real, former Facebook friend,
Chris Scheetz