WLPH DATE ADVICE?

[Firecrest]

I know, right? You can thank me later.

[jackslammer]

Huffington Post! Ha! I knew you were a hippy ass liberal Alyse!

[Firecrest]

ROFL - I got the story from msn thank you very much.

[Gustavo]

She will lose interest once she realizes that you are a loser high school drop out with no future making $5 bucks an hour peddling pizzas. why dont you just commit suicide already by drinking up, slashing your wrists, and drive around drunk while yelling n!gger repeatedly in a black neighborhood.

[CAN]

i'm surprised that ^ post isn't from randy

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Gustavo, you mad?

The date went well, ended up walking to a park after the yogurt parlor. We talked, we joked around, we swang on some swings.

[Firecrest]

I thought we told you not to ba a pussy? Did you also take off her sun glasses, stare into her eyes and tell her that she completes you? Mini will be pissed. You know him and Renee go way back.

[Sanderz]

Swang on some swings? I didn't know this was a date for 14 year olds.

[mininolan]

Gustavo, you mad?

The date went well, ended up walking to a park after the yogurt parlor. We talked, we joked around, we swang on some swings.

is your next date to go walk around the fucking mall and then go to cosmic bowling? You're an adult now son, its time you start dating like it

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

Next date is to a vineyard for a wine tasting and then a candle lit dinner on a rented yacht. NIGGA I CANT GROW ANY MORE UP!