Blizzard wants me back bad enough to let me play for free

[Sharfalma]

Got an email over the weekend from Blizzard, practically begging me to come play their shitty game for a week so I can see all the exciting new content they've been making. Content like "The Dungeon Finder", "Random Battlegrounds", and "Quest Tracker." Just reading this bullet pointed list makes my pants tight.

Anyway, they are going to give me 7 days of free play time if I want it. The patch downloads don't even seem worth it, unless one of you queers finally admits how awesome I was by being one of the few sane people in the guild. LOOKING AT YOU KIPP.

PS- this Hitshade drama makes my lunch breaks at work go by really fast. Bravo. :clap:

[geng]

kipp is dead irl

[Firecrest]

It's a trap.

[Crazy Diana]

PS- this Hitshade drama makes my lunch breaks at work go by really fast. Bravo. :clap:

:text-yeahthat:

[sillystandard]

Once upon a time on Mt. Olympus, Zeus sat on his one legged chair, brooding. He was becoming increasingly disturbed by his Grecian subjects incessant need to ass-fuck one and other. He called upon a retired, washed-up legionnaire, particularly fond of said ass-fucking, to carry out his will: To eliminate the most offensive smut from his land.

Now said legionnaire was particularly fond of Zeus, wanting to lay with him for many months and finally express his true love for the white haired, balding deity. As such his overzealous lust lead him to extremes. He thought that eliminating all smut, not just the most severe, would please his true love. It wasn't long though, before the legionnaire discovered the more land he attempted to cleanse the more corrupted it became.

Eventually the legionnaire decided his failure was too severe and the only reasonable course of action to appease his God was the sacrificing of a sheep. As the legionnaire attempted to put the sheep on the killing altar he realized the sheep had changed. It became a fearsome and rather well-hung Minotaur. It soon became evident that the well-hung Minotaur was the source of much of the smut polluting Greece. Unfortunately for the old legionnaire, the Minotaur refused to be chained. The resulting struggle brought the attention of the known world upon Greece.

Zeus, hearing the well-hung Minotaur's rage filled shouts, decided he had better get off his one legged chair and intervene lest the land suffer more embarrassment at the hands of the old wrinkly legionnaire and the well-hung Minotaur.

At first, Zeus thought his faithful, soon-to-be lover acted in nothing more than a noble fashion. However, upon further investigation it became apparent that the legionnaire's lust may have lead him to try too hard. Zeus explained to the well-hung Minotaur that in the land of the Gods their word is law and no smut would be permitted. The well-hung Minotaur though, reminded Zeus about that time he turned into a bull and fucked a white-chick. Turns out Zeus and the well-hung Minotaur had more in common than originally thought.

Zeus promised to remove the last of the well-hung Minotaur's chains and let him roam the land. In return the Minotaur agreed that the most offensive smut would be reserved for the realm of Hades. Only mild smut would be present in Greece. The retired legionnaire eventually discovered a way to orally pleasure himself and retreated to an island to dream of Zeus' penis.


The End.


P.S. ZEUS - You forgot a couple chains.

[Crazy Diana]

are we talking about the stargate
ps i unbanned hitshade

[Hitshade]

Thanks buddy. My wife is full of milk, come on over to my pasture and we can share an udder of milk and a loaf of bread. We can talk about Zeus if you like, but I don't want to hear about his penis. That kind of thing is just gross.

[spoiler]You're the legionnaire.[/spoiler]

rofl. :mrgreen:

[Kaistine]

You and I phone sex'd the same girl long ago, and that's why you should come back.

[Hitshade]

I'll second that... WLPH needs more Sharf.

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

also hidden patch notes

FUKIN SUPAR ARMORZ IONTRODUCED EVERY 23rd and 54th frame

fucking game changing for 10man healing sharft

you might be able to pull that shit off