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Dear Mickey
#1
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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#2
Now wlph knows your name get owned mikaelo
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#3
wow your yucky
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#4
FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.
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#5
http://www.rhapsody.com/goto?rcid=tra.11806680

I can't tolerate your sadness
Cause it's me you are drowning (You're drowning me)
I won't allow (allow) any happiness
Cause everytime you laugh, I feel so (so weak)... guilty (guilty)
I feel so guilty

Am I forced to have any regret
I've become the lie, beautiful and free
In my righteous own mind
I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me

Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me

I've lost the ability to paint the clouds
Cause it's me you're draining (You're draining me)
I'm stuck in this slow-motion dark tale
Cause everytime you run, I fall (fall).. behind (behind)
I fall behind

And so I hear my voice again
The tale of the bitter man there I am
Shake the silence and hear what it says
The tranquil pride that become the lie

Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me

Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
On bleeding knees, oh, I accept my fate

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Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me

Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
On bleeding knees, oh, I accept my fate

Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
No need for a sympathy, the misery that is me

Oh, sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
On bleeding knees...
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#6
Masex Wrote:FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.
You've always been the classiest person I've ever met.
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#7
Entrapment Wrote:
Masex Wrote:FML is priceless, but I prefer tfln.
You've always been the classiest person I've ever met.

Masex is a badass. Bow down scrub.
Masex Wrote:Call of Duty almost makes me as angry as when I see guys at the bar wearing Affliction t-shirts. Fuck.
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#8
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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#9
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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#10
Now that people know I know you, I'm going to get gkicked, FML
HI I AM MIKAELO
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