7/26 Raid

[Digita]

I am going to try and make it on tomorrow night, but the chances are very slim at the moment. My parents will be back in town, and I know this sounds silly but trying to get everything PERFECT for them. Which means all the carpets scrubbed, all the windows cleaned and curtains washed, basically obsessively cleaning to the point where you could eat off my toilets, and it still feels like I have so much left to do.

Edited this because I fail at putting in the proper date...

[Keylogger]

If I was visiting my daughter, my biggest concern would be her having cleared 12/12 hardmodes, not eating off her toilets.

[xClassics]

If I was visiting my daughter, my biggest concern would be her having cleared 12/12 hardmodes, not eating off her toilets.

QFT

[Firecrest]

I will never again do any big cleaning projects in my own home. I found out that there are maid services that charge about $40 an hour to come do that shit. They knocked out my entire three bedroom condo in two hours and did a 10x better job than I could have. $80 to do what would have taken me all fucking weekend? Yes please.

[Digita]

Send me 80 bucks then I will come raid Till then my poor ass has to do her own house cleaning...to top it off had a little mishap last night involving the carpet cleaner, a wet kitchen, and me falling....

[Zsigmond]

to top it off had a little mishap last night involving the carpet cleaner, a wet kitchen, and me falling....

sounds erotic

[Thorran]

to top it off had a little mishap last night involving the carpet cleaner, a wet kitchen, and me falling....

sounds erotic

I wanted to make a woman/kitchen/cleaning joke here but she literally failed at cleaning in the kitchen.

[Hitshade]