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lawlerbation the hardcore squatter · 09-26-2010, 05:31 PM

a bitch i want to have sex with is going to be at a pizza place with a group of people i know

i am going to said pizza place

to try to have sex with said bitch

wont be available tonight SRY CUTIES

Gregorylolzz · 09-26-2010, 07:25 PM

Hope the pizza is good.

Masex · 09-26-2010, 10:26 PM

Hope the sex is greasy.

lawlerbation the hardcore squatter · 09-27-2010, 06:31 AM

Well it didnt turn out quite how i expected

Got to Rosatti's(the pizza place) meet up with my friends, she was there and everything. But after awhile we ended up talking about a friend being in the Richard the Third play, and talking about how the Tudors wanted Richard portrayed poorly for social reasons, i commented on how the jews control the media today and how there have never been any pro-nazi movies. She kind of gave me a mean look, as the conversation continued it segwayed from Jews to Ron Paul and thats when the dumb bitch opened her mouth and said "I think Obama is great president, I doubt Ron Paul would have done anything different. Thats why I voted for Obama." I nearly shat my self with disgust, and just tried my best to ignore her for the rest of the night while explaining to the uninformed that it isnt the governments right nor duty to police the states when it comes to stately matters.

Its kind of funny because its not like i really had a chance or anything but now even if she threw herself at me i doubt i would want to do anything beside SEX her.

lawlerbation the hardcore squatter · 09-27-2010, 06:38 AM

Also

I want some input from the more technology-employed members

i want to apply for A "Level 1 Help Desk Technician" job opening but they are asking for alot more then what i would consider level one experience/know how
the job posting is in the spoiler so those who dont care dont have to open the shitton of text enclosed
[spoiler]Job Description

Experience with the following is required:

The Help Desk Technician (Level 1) will be responsible for providing remote and in-house support to clients for a variety of technology related issues. The Help Desk Technician works directly with clients and will also assist upper-level engineers and consultants to ensure that our clients’ needs are consistently being met. Due to daily interaction with our clients, it is essential for the Help Desk Technician to deliver excellent technical support and customer-care services during each and every interaction.

Technical Skills:

• Minimum of 2 years of relevant hands-on experience. A+, Security+, Network+ and/or Microsoft certifications are desired

• Intimacy with the technical challenges of

• Windows based desktop operating systems

• Microsoft Productivity suites such as Office and Visio

• Cisco Unified Communications

• Ability to perform basic troubleshooting

• Co-location Experiencing with mounting and racking hardware, wire management

• General knowledge surrounding the following:

• MS Exchange

• Active Directory

• Windows Servers platforms

• MS Exchange 2003-2007

• MS Terminal Services

• Desktop support; Build, configuration and troubleshooting of Desktops (HP, DELL, IBM)

• Basic knowledge of routers, hubs, switches, and cabling.

• Must have an intermediate knowledge in the fundamentals of networking technologies and theories. (Installation, configuration and troubleshooting)

• Knowledge of HP, DELL, IBM Server hardware and configuration.

• Knowledge and experience with Sonic WALL, Cisco, VERITAS, Symantec, a plus.

• Basic knowledge of Citrix client side connectivity

• Anti-virus applications (EPO, SAV, Trend)

• VMWare administration & monitoring

• Unix/Linux

• Must be willing to work any shift (Days/Nights/Weekends)

ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES include the following. Other duties may be assigned.

• Respond to all customer inquiries in a courteous and professional manner

• Excellent Writing skills

• Excellent Communication Skills

• Excellent Customer Follow Up

• Excellent Customer Facing & Interaction Skills

• Personal Ownership

• Mount servers and various network equipment into racks

• Wire Management

• Visio Diagramming

• Ability to ask questions and demonstrate professionalism

• Answer the most commonly asked questions for defined issues and problems.

• Act as first line analyst for service request tickets following established protocols.

• Create, document, and escalate issues and problems in accordance with ticketing standards and SLAs.

• Monitor ticket queues and provide service or escalation as necessary.

• Provide basic level desktop/technical support (including administering and maintaining end user accounts, password resets/unlocks, and email setup and support).

• Basic support of software and hardware deployed in the organization.

• Adhere to departmental policies for reporting and managing requests and change control.

• Excellent customer service, interpersonal skills and telephone etiquette.

• Ability to learn and follow service standards and guidelines.

• Strong oral and written communication skills (technical and non-technical).

• Ability to understand of the organization’s goals and objectives.

• Ability to multi-task.

• Heavy Lifting required (50lbs to 75lbs servers and storage equipment)

• Commitment to continuous personal and professional growth through certification programs and personal empowerment

ENVIROMENT & SKILL SETS

• Local Candidates Only (Phoenix, AZ)

• US Citizenship required

• Valid Driver’s License

• Minimal travel, local locations generally

• Multiple locations locally for assignments

• Exciting and inviting environment and co-workers

• NOC located in Central/South Phoenix

• Full Medical, Dental and 401K benefits

• Resources and equipment provided

• Independent work environment[/spoiler]

I mean im sure i could learn how to do 90% of this stuff very easily and quickly but i lack just about everything when it comes to firsthand knowledge, And the only real thing i have going for me is my customer service experience(my summer job where i dealt with over 250 customers face to face in their homes over the span of 4 months)

Meh just looking for some input on this job as well as some tips on what to accentuate on my short and useless resume.

Sanderz · 09-27-2010, 02:07 PM

Oh you want input.

Nope, its not going to happen unless you lie more just like on your app to your last job.

Also

You never had a chance with her and you're making excuses to distance yourself.

Also

Obama is a good president.

lawlerbation the hardcore squatter · 09-27-2010, 04:43 PM

Quote:Its kind of funny because its not like i really had a chance or anything

Kaistine · 09-27-2010, 05:58 PM

If your jew comment wasn't enough to get into her pants, then idk what else you could have done.

***Crazy Diana*** · 09-27-2010, 06:10 PM

i dont need women ive got minecraft

**jackslammer** · 09-27-2010, 06:42 PM

Lawler is going to join Jan Brewer and Joe Arpaio and the United for Sovereign A American movement.

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