04-08-2009, 01:37 AM
For the subject line, please state your MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME that you are applying to join with, the SPEC YOU INTEND TO RAID WITH, and current server, ONLY if you are not currently on Scilla.
For the application itself, please feel free to use the provided template.
1. Your in-game name (and alts):
May namez Barleysarley my alts are arleybarley, thebarley, baarleyarley, barlezzile, mcbarley and Flashgordon!
2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
Im a mighty Warrioard RAWR!, Im have a shield and hit shit with it, I have 2 Gorehowl which I run around the barrans pwning noobs wiv 4 sexy time!
3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet ... arleyarley
I have mighty cool Kael'thas trinky cuz hes my Boi Dawg!! W00t!
4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
Im tank! I not need reports! lololololololololololololololololololololol!
5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (DURING Vanilla WoW, DURING TBC, Wrath [List All]):
I haz done the Vainl riads on mai priest at sixty and pwned tah TBC n00bs 4 epixx. I solo'ed onyxias face with my wangcopter and raped illidan wiv no epixx except mine Gorehowl and Keal'thas trinky! I waz in top 30000 guildz EU (which i guess is as good as top 100 US tbh ROFLOFL)
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving:
Nihilum gotz Pwn0rd so I left 4 BFTH but BFTH has a stoopid noob Lock called Specbeans who is a massive fuck so I wanna leave cuz he smells bad and poos in his hands and feeds it to hiz minion
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I plays WoW 18 hrs a day 7 daiz a week so I make raids and make pots and food and get moar epixx in mean time so I can b beta in riads wen i go and do moar dps then faggy stupid palas and DKs K?
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I Solo'd Onyxia! and I have kill;'d hogger 14 times with no gearz on! I can teach u n00bs how 2 play this game and helpz u get top 10 US cuz u probs cann0t do wivout my help so u need me 2 help cuz u probz cant do wiv0ut my helpz so I helpz u 2 top 10 US cuz u need my help K?
DO NOT INCLUDE IN APPLICATION
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It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, 2 elixirs or a flask, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.
It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any green gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. If you can’t take the time to buy a top quality gem or research what stats you should use, then you don’t belong raiding endgame.
You also must have a decent computer, decent internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids. Omen, DBM/Big Wigs, and Pally Power (for Paladins) are REQUIRED. A unit/raid frame addon (such as Grid or Xperl), a stat tracker (such as Recount), and a decursive are highly recommended.
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9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N?
I dontz click, i use bindz0rz and classic interfiac cuz cutom UIz r for faggy DK's and whinny QQ retardins and Huntard pussy boiz
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
CUZ i n33d a challange and can t3ach u bad kids how 2 pleh dis game beta, I can maek 1k tps and 200dps 4 u and will kill bosses better wiv me so im doesnt afriad of anything and we will win da game!
11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy).
I am dedicted 2 rad suces, evry nite we dont get it i cry myself 2 slep and come bak twice as good (if u ad it up i am 24,4032 times beta then wen i 1st wiped xuz im a ultimate fiting champion!
12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation?
I hav creative Fatality headset and f33d thru audacity 2 make funneh voices and shiznit!! W00t
DO NOT INCLUDE IN APPLICATION
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DISCLAIMER:
WHAR LEWTS PLZ HALp is a fun-time guild who's comments and nature thereof can offend individuals if taken personally, and, although we commit to teamwork and never intentionally intend
to upset a player, it occasionally happens. We can and most likely will be critical of your performance, your gear, your application, your spec, your voice, your gender, your race,
your old guild etc., so we must say if you are easily offended by harsh criticism and/or obscenities...
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
For the application itself, please feel free to use the provided template.
1. Your in-game name (and alts):
May namez Barleysarley my alts are arleybarley, thebarley, baarleyarley, barlezzile, mcbarley and Flashgordon!
2. Class (again), spec(again), profs, and off specs you have gear for AND CAN PLAY COMPETENTLY:
Im a mighty Warrioard RAWR!, Im have a shield and hit shit with it, I have 2 Gorehowl which I run around the barrans pwning noobs wiv 4 sexy time!
3. Armory links (a must, hyperlink pref):
http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet ... arleyarley
I have mighty cool Kael'thas trinky cuz hes my Boi Dawg!! W00t!
4. Any WWS or WMO links to your performance in a raid (recommended):
Im tank! I not need reports! lololololololololololololololololololololol!
5. We are a raiding guild and ended TBC top 200 US; it is expected you have raiding experience and know ALL fights you will be brought to. What is your raid experience (DURING Vanilla WoW, DURING TBC, Wrath [List All]):
I haz done the Vainl riads on mai priest at sixty and pwned tah TBC n00bs 4 epixx. I solo'ed onyxias face with my wangcopter and raped illidan wiv no epixx except mine Gorehowl and Keal'thas trinky! I waz in top 30000 guildz EU (which i guess is as good as top 100 US tbh ROFLOFL)
6. Previous guilds/servers and reason for leaving:
Nihilum gotz Pwn0rd so I left 4 BFTH but BFTH has a stoopid noob Lock called Specbeans who is a massive fuck so I wanna leave cuz he smells bad and poos in his hands and feeds it to hiz minion
7. It is assumed you will be available from 8-12 ST (Server Time is EST) Sunday through Thursday. If you can’t, please explain why you couldn't make our scheduled raid times (or why you even bothered applying):
I plays WoW 18 hrs a day 7 daiz a week so I make raids and make pots and food and get moar epixx in mean time so I can b beta in riads wen i go and do moar dps then faggy stupid palas and DKs K?
8. Explain what specifically puts you at the top? We raid to be at the top and expect it of all our members. Do you take pride in topping meters, never letting the tank die, never pulling aggro, etc.? What separates you from the rest? Be specific, this will be a major indicator of the kind of player you are:
I Solo'd Onyxia! and I have kill;'d hogger 14 times with no gearz on! I can teach u n00bs how 2 play this game and helpz u get top 10 US cuz u probs cann0t do wivout my help so u need me 2 help cuz u probz cant do wiv0ut my helpz so I helpz u 2 top 10 US cuz u need my help K?
DO NOT INCLUDE IN APPLICATION
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It is required you bring full consumables to every raid; that includes food buffs, 2 elixirs or a flask, and enough pots for the entire night, and of course fully repaired and ready to go when invites are out.
It is required you use the best gems and get the best enchants on your gear; endgame raiders should not have any green gems, cheap or no enchants, and/or incorrect stats for your class. If you can’t take the time to buy a top quality gem or research what stats you should use, then you don’t belong raiding endgame.
You also must have a decent computer, decent internet connection, and not have any lag/FPS issues. We also use Ventrilo during raids and speak English, it is necessary that you use Vent and a microphone, and be able to effectively communicate during raids. Omen, DBM/Big Wigs, and Pally Power (for Paladins) are REQUIRED. A unit/raid frame addon (such as Grid or Xperl), a stat tracker (such as Recount), and a decursive are highly recommended.
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9. Post a screenshot of your UI (Thumbnail Please) or a comprehensive list of mods that you use for raiding (Screenshot prefered.) ARE YOU A CLICKER Y/N?
I dontz click, i use bindz0rz and classic interfiac cuz cutom UIz r for faggy DK's and whinny QQ retardins and Huntard pussy boiz
10. If you have thoroughly answered the following questions and you are confident you are what we are looking for, you have a good chance of being trialed, but we'd like to know why you want to join us? What made you choose us over the other guilds out there?
CUZ i n33d a challange and can t3ach u bad kids how 2 pleh dis game beta, I can maek 1k tps and 200dps 4 u and will kill bosses better wiv me so im doesnt afriad of anything and we will win da game!
11. Add anything else you think we’d find interesting (such as you’re a GM, you recorded WWS for your old guild, you were an officer or did assignments in a past guild, you are Kalgan’s alt [Fuck that guy], or anything else noteworthy).
I am dedicted 2 rad suces, evry nite we dont get it i cry myself 2 slep and come bak twice as good (if u ad it up i am 24,4032 times beta then wen i 1st wiped xuz im a ultimate fiting champion!
12. In regards to Ventrilo, do you have a WORKING microphone? Do you actually USE IT in a raid situation?
I hav creative Fatality headset and f33d thru audacity 2 make funneh voices and shiznit!! W00t
DO NOT INCLUDE IN APPLICATION
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER:
WHAR LEWTS PLZ HALp is a fun-time guild who's comments and nature thereof can offend individuals if taken personally, and, although we commit to teamwork and never intentionally intend
to upset a player, it occasionally happens. We can and most likely will be critical of your performance, your gear, your application, your spec, your voice, your gender, your race,
your old guild etc., so we must say if you are easily offended by harsh criticism and/or obscenities...
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
