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**jackslammer** · 07-25-2009, 07:28 PM

How will you quit WoW?

Archlight quit by drama
"I don't get as much attention as I did before"
Usually lasts until they crave attention again as they frequent forums
Player may attempt dragging players to other games to give them undivided attention

Burlock quit by parents
"My parents said they will take away my scooter if I keep playing wow"
Usually lasts on and off during the school year
Player crashes his scooter out of spite and has inconsistent raid attendance

Cahn quit by drugs
"Sup this game is boring now, I'd rather be high"
Usually lasts a couple months
Player returns nostalgic and expects the game to be as good as before

Conio quit by life
"I'm better than this game and have a life"
Usually lasts until player discovers WoW is their life
Player frequents forums and never really quit but is now behind in gear and experience

Firecrest quit by Blizzard
"I guess fish bots can get you banned"
Usually lasts a couple weeks
Player has to painfully relevel while their old toon is regrettably lost in the internet void

Lunahyra quit by immaturity
"I'm deeply offended by the racism and immaturity of the guild"
Until WLPH matures, hahahahahaha, so never
Player attempts to find a mature guild but the only mature guilds suck

Ocho quit by thievery
"I owe money from the other dozen accounts I bought/stole and need to sell"
Lasts indefinitely, but who knows they are probably cycling through dozens of characters elsewhere
Player's characters may end up in other's hands and other player's characters could be at risk

Samcihes quit by loot
"I need the best in slot trinkets for each of my off specs before mains in guild get theirs"
Lasts until their guild gets fed up with them
Player attempts covertly walk away from the guild

Shadowbah quit by gaping vagina
"My black husband says I'm better than everyone in WLPH and I agree"
Lasts longer than their hundred page drama fueled forum post that nobody cares about
Player has the worst reputation of any quitter and makes female gamers look bad

Tactii quit by Abe
"Fuck you and fuck your guild"
Indefinitely
Player gets fed up with some aspect of the guild

Zoia quit by computer failure
"I spilled my tenth milkshake of the day in my computer"
Can range from days to months depending if the player has the resources or access to a working computer
Player comes back and AFKs frequently because they won't drink/eat at their computer anymore

CAN · 07-25-2009, 07:43 PM

I quit to play other games,

Clearly abec wrote this

Ferrior · 07-25-2009, 08:27 PM

Thorran quit by content
"Patch 3.2 is gonna suck"
Usually lasts until next content looks terrible
Player returns for better content, logs on for raids

My bro's way of "quitting"